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parttimehotty -> Four Types of Sex (2/4/2008 9:53:03 AM)

 
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.




HypnoticDan -> RE: Four Types of Sex (2/4/2008 11:29:23 AM)

BACKDOOR SEX - What you started having with your wife's sister when the divorce was finalized.




Thorns82 -> RE: Four Types of Sex (2/6/2008 12:21:00 AM)

I like Hypnotic Dan's addition




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