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Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 9:56:04 AM   
parttimehotty


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Status: offline 		Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world. Finally, Karen agreed to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter knew just the person for her.

They fell in love and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He was naked.

"Why the black panties?" he asked.

She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night. The following night, same scenario. There she stood with the black panties on, only now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?"

He replied "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:07:32 PM   
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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:11:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dom_dotcom

LOL... Excellent! Thanks!


My pleasure!  i'm very glad that you enjoyed this joke!

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:20:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		HAHAHAAHHAHHAA.  I needed that.

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:39:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressVnus

HAHAHAAHHAHHAA.  I needed that.


Ohhh, i'm sorry Ma'am if you're having a bad day

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:50:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Partimehotty's first joke on this page is timed in the UK at 5:41 am.

Whatever she had at 5 o'clock, I want one or some or it !.

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 12:55:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Partimehotty's first joke on this page is timed in the UK at 5:41 am.

Whatever she had at 5 o'clock, I want one or some or it !.


Lol, while i am usually up at that time, i'm not online. i posted my jokes today in the early afternoon East Coast time in the great ole US of A.

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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/4/2008 7:38:51 PM   
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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/5/2008 8:48:31 AM   
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RE: Dressed in Black - 2/5/2008 12:49:08 PM   
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