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> Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
>
> When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
> heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
>
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
> place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
> they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
> steps on one.
>
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>
> St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for
> stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
>
> The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and
> along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is
> another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
> admonishment as for the first woman.
>
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
> chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
> where she steps.
>
> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
> St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
> laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
> to you for all of eternity?"
>
> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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