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FirmhandKY -> Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:14:34 PM)


Banning Flatulence:

"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"


I'm ... breathless!  [:D][:D]

Firm




LadyEllen -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:17:49 PM)

that stinks

etc

E




subtee -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:27:02 PM)

What a bunch of blowhards




Aileen1968 -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:30:00 PM)

Beans beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot,  the better you feel.
So eat beans at every meal.




Lucylastic -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:35:23 PM)

Beans, beans
Are good for your heart
The more you eat,
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So eat baked beans
With every meal


Lucy




kittinSol -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 2:55:28 PM)

Fart is a gift.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 3:03:10 PM)

FARTS!!!   ooops.....its a nasty one too...just had tuna helper and yummy strawberry pie!!

OOOPS i did it again!!!! 




mhawk -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 3:09:30 PM)

seriously is this at an institution or school cuz if it is really, they should look at the food that is served and well what if someone has an issue health issue that is like gastointestinal probs that kind of thing....................better yet get over it,go with the flow,let em loose, rip a big one




adoracat -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 3:30:38 PM)

my bother (not a typo) was really good at the "fart and belch on command" game.

so much so that he had to be threatened with bodily harm at my wedding lest he fully execute the "pull my finger" joke.  during the service.  like he did during the rehearsal.

so yes, while bodily functions can and do happen, intentionally letting go can be quite distracting.

kitten




GreedyTop -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 3:53:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

FARTS!!!   ooops.....its a nasty one too...just had tuna helper and yummy strawberry pie!!

OOOPS i did it again!!!! 




AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!   NO BRITNEY!!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 3:58:10 PM)

haha my plan worked....i got that song in someones head.... sneaky way of doing it.




beargonewild -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 4:01:22 PM)

Where ever you may be, let the air blow free.




domiguy -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 4:05:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY


Banning Flatulence:

"This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions.


I'm ... breathless!  [:D][:D]

Firm



The second rule of CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions.

The third rule.....

"I am Jack's twitching sphincter."




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 4:08:48 PM)

ohoh. ...domiguy's here....we all better get an air freshener!!!

born freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
as freeeeeeeeeee as the air flowwwwwwwwwwwwwws






pahunkboy -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 4:32:53 PM)

The first amendment allows farting.




servantheart -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 5:30:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: adoracat

my bother (not a typo) was really good at the "fart and belch on command" game.

so much so that he had to be threatened with bodily harm at my wedding lest he fully execute the "pull my finger" joke.  during the service.  like he did during the rehearsal.

so yes, while bodily functions can and do happen, intentionally letting go can be quite distracting.

kitten


I was watching tv with my UMs a while back (I think it was Nikelodeon), and saw one of those public service type commercials discussing farting in which they were actually encouraging the tv audience to just let themselves go wherever they happen to be whenever they feel the urge.  I could scarcely believe what I was watching!   There was no mention whatsoever about taking it somewhere more appropriate, such as a bathroom.  I made the UMs turn off the tv and I gave them a stern lecture about while such bodily functions are perfectly normal and natural, there is still such a thing as manners and courtesy [:'(]




PanthersMom -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 6:05:38 PM)

ah, a bunch of boys acting like boys have since the days of the cave man.  i have four sons, i live with that stuff 24/7.  i don't even notice anymore, i think i'm immune.

PM




LadyHathor -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 6:06:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY


Banning Flatulence:


"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"



I'm ... breathless!  [:D][:D]

Firm



Personally I applaud this--I find families who allow their boy or girl children to do this--to be abominable---those practices are not accepted in our society and I find it inexcusable when they cannot be taught to act appropriately--the key word here is intentional--and I am sure they found it as a means to disrupt class--which as well as the lack of cuteness, is immature.  I blame the parents---and the crap of "boys will be boys" doesn't wash.
 
I find it sad that our schools are not only charged with babysitting children for parents, they now have to instill social mores-when do they get down to teaching and not parenting.
 
 
 
 




christine1 -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 6:07:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

ah, a bunch of boys acting like boys have since the days of the cave man.  i have four sons, i live with that stuff 24/7.  i don't even notice anymore, i think i'm immune.

PM



that is hilarious!  i have one of each and i have to say, my daughter is much worse than my son could ever be...[&o]




pahunkboy -> RE: Banning Natural Body Functions (2/5/2008 6:33:17 PM)

silent farts can be more potent,

oh and anyone who chugs beer isnt lcatose intolerant....  they eat too much bareley.




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