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Smith117 -> RE: Why are all men jackasses? (2/5/2008 7:42:13 PM)
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I am NOT a jackass, I'm an asshole.
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Here here! I agree and join up. I am an asshole, not a jackass. And I have worked hard to become so. Why? Well it's quite simple:
I have finally learned that women LOVE assholes. No, not on a concious "Oh I hope I meet me an asshole to marry someday! [sm=preen.gif]" Kinda way. No. I mean on some sub-concious level, women are just drawn to assholes.
I have never attracted as many women to myself as I have when I just said 'fuck it all' and decided I was going to be me and to hell with anyone else. It was at that moment, almost to the tick of the clock that women perked up and noticed me. (No lie.)
You see, growin up I always wanted to be "that guy." You know that type. He walks into a room, the girls all rush up to say hi and to hug him. Or maybe they're all standing around for something and a girl nearby just lays her head on his shoulder for no reason.
I would see guys like that and think "you pimp....how do you fuckin' do it?"
Flash forward a few years and a few failed 'relationships' later. I've pretty much taken the stance of "I'm clearly not cut out for a relationship, I'm set in my ways, so fuck it. I am not 'seeking' anything anymore. If a girl likes me or doesn't, I could care less."
I swear to all that's holy, the MOMENT I made that choice....the moment I stopped letting what I say or do depend on whether or not I think a woman would find me desirable.....I BECAME "that guy."
I walked into work, and we were having a meeting, all standing around the boss. This fairly attractive girl was next to me, and suddenly and without warning, she laid her head on my shoulder. Another time, I'm having a bite after a shift. And she comes and sits down and starts shooting the breeze with me. I'm thinking "what the hell? where was this attention when I wanted it or craved it?"
The difference was, I was acting like myself. A set-in-my-ways, asshole (at least by my own estimation) and I didn't care what anyone thought about me.
There's more than one radio show on the air here with a host who professes (and certainly sounds) to be a total ass to women...yet they hang all over him.
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