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LadyPact -> The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:19:39 AM)

Ok, it's time to have fun again with some of the things that arrive in the mailbox.

My profile here is very specific.  I literally have it opening like this:

"Let's start here....... If the mail you're going to send Me includes the words, "I can relocate" please save U/us both the trouble. I am not interested in anyone in other countries, far away states, or any type of location that isn't convenient to My own."

Yet, from some of the email that I receive, this is the most difficult portion of My profile to understand.  When I get contacted from those far away, I generally point out this little part of My writing, and ask them what part they didn't get. 

So, I thought We'd have a little fun with this.  What line in  your profile is the one  that the people who contact you just don't seem to understand?  Here's the catch to make it interesting.  It has to be a line (or lines) directly taken from your profile that make what comes through your mailbox so blatantly apparent that people haven't read it before sending you mail.

Anybody care to share?



chamberqueen -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:25:38 AM)

The line "I am not looking for an LTR".  I took out the line saying that I would not give out my Yahoo ID because it just seemed to make people ask all the more!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:32:31 AM)

"Bondage bores Me"----yet just a few days ago someone wrote asking for suspension bondage!
"no humiliation, age play, sissies, CD's"..........need I say more?  <G>



MistressVnus -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:32:37 AM)

Age and Location.

I specifically say between the ages of 40-55 and local to Central Florida.
I have been barraged with 27-38 year olds.  Mostly around 30ish.  And a few 18-22.  Ack!!  I don't care what anyone says, someone under age 30 barely knows who they are yet.  I have a difficult time even considering play with anyone under 28 and as for a LTR....FORGET IT! 
As for location, I finally put in a disclaimer about if they were going to ignore that, then they had better be able to afford frequent and extended travel at their own financial and emotional risk as there are no guarantees they would be accepted for the position and I WILL NOT contribute to the cost.  I have managed to find a few who seem capable of that and also meet the age criteria.  We'll see what happens.
Like you, if they don't meet the criteria I point it out right away and pretty much be done with it.  Age and location being the two biggest.
Oh...but here's a more humorous one...I love when they write to petition for the "slave" position and I go look at their profile and it says "Dominant" or "Switch".  I specifically say I am NOT looking for switches or kinksters in my profile.  Then when this is pointed out, they go change their profile and come back denying that that is what they really are. [:@]



Shawn1066 -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:32:58 AM)

"As such, I am currently spoken for, so I am not seeking anybody to play with or a relationship of any sort. I feel that I owe her both my obedience and all the attention I can give."

DV's Fox



LadyHibiscus -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:37:16 AM)

Well, Shawn, you know they are just displaying good taste and hopefulness, right> :)



Lashra -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:38:07 AM)

"If you are coming to Baltimore on business/travel pass my profile by I am not interested in being your entertainment while your in town." And yet I still get messages complete with cell phone numbers, airline flight numbers, sometimes hotel room numbers. I am not a ProDomme nor an escort so I have no idea what these guys are thinking when they send me this personal info. I just delete it and move on.

~Lashra



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:41:58 AM)

all lines....nobody reads my profile...



YourhandMyAss -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:43:22 AM)

I edited my profile this last month so it says nothing like it used to before, but it was the YOU MUST BE LOCAL OR 2 HOURS AWAY. part they always ignored. Or the part that said I was not intereste in pointless chat that can go nowhere due to distance.

I'd get doms that were not even close to the mark asking if I wanted to speak, or serve them, never mind that I make it painfully clear that I am taken and I will not be someone elses submissive
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

 

So, I thought We'd have a little fun with this.  What line in  your profile is the one  that the people who contact you just don't seem to understand?  Here's the catch to make it interesting.  It has to be a line (or lines) directly taken from your profile that make what comes through your mailbox so blatantly apparent that people haven't read it before sending you mail.

Anybody care to share?




MistressFaye1 -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:50:36 AM)

"I am not interested in "do me" submissives.  Feeble attempts to top me from the bottom are picked up quickly."

I get a lot of  "I want...."   Name it and I've read it  in a message.

One guy asked if I knew any bi submissives and when I asked him why he wanted to know, he said so he "can do oral with him".  I didn't have any contact with him after a few messages because he was more interested in what he wanted and his list was long and then, out of the blue comes this question.

The nerve!!!!!!!!

Faye



LadyPact -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 10:52:34 AM)

<Sitting here chuckling a bit>

So the phenomenon of illiteracy isn't uncommon.  This could get funny.



Dnomyar -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 11:19:50 AM)

I don't have any lines like that in my profile.



LadyHathor -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 11:50:37 AM)

I am not taking petitions--its even underlined---[&:]



AtlantaMistress -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 12:09:03 PM)

TRIBUTE REQUIRED



achildatheart -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 2:05:21 PM)

"MY PET IS THE ONLY MALE I WILL SUBMIT TO WHEN I DECIDE TO BOTTOM TO A MALE, SO DOMS DO NOT TRY TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND!!!"

This is my biggest problem.



ItalianSMistress -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 2:13:42 PM)

I am not now, nor will I ever be interested in a live in slave. 
 
There is more that some dont seem to think refer to them, but this is the main one, everyone thinks that they will just be so great that sooner or later I will change My mind.



PanthersMom -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 2:28:20 PM)

"I am not interested in men, dominant, submissive or otherwise." 

can't get more blatant than that, can i? 

PM



cinn -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 3:04:57 PM)

quote:

What line in your profile is the one that the people who contact you just don't seem to understand?

You assume the people who contact you bother with or attempt to read the profile at all.
(Us men can only think about one thing, using one organ, after all, for example)

Edited so that I give the image of being able to spell 'n' stuff



DiurnalVampire -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 3:16:55 PM)

" I have my boys, I am not looking for service, just conversation. I will not make an exception for you just because you are visiting my city for a few days and it would be noncommital. I live in a major tourist city, this does not make you unique nor special. It does not impress me, so dont even bother using it as an approach. I am not looking at ALL, tourists included.
I do not want to SHARE my boys, nor would I like to share yours. I am not a babysitter nor a kennel. Do not ask me to watch your visiting sub/slave unless you want to pay for the services like you would a babysitter or kennel.
And no, I do not want to explore my submissive side by letting you Dom me. I do not want to let you explore your submissive side by domming you as a one time thing either.

Amazingly, I still get people who email me and tell me they read my entire profile and think they can be exactly what I am loking for, or fulfill the needs I say I have.  I ask them if they missed this section and they usualy dont bother emailing back. Its at the point where this was also added:

I have joked about starting a profile this way. Unfortunately, it is necessary. And strangely enough, I STILL get emails saying they have read and found it fascinating... then offering to serve.
If you email me and offer yourself, or ask if I am interested in you... expect a snarky, potentially nasty response. I will question your ability to read. I will question your intelligence. And if you have read this, you know what to expect, if you are still brave (see: stupid) enough to try... then dont be surpised or upset when I do it!


DV



xxblushesxx -> RE: The hardest to understand (2/6/2008 4:54:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

"I am not interested in men, dominant, submissive or otherwise." 

can't get more blatant than that, can i? 

PM


I was a bit more subtle, with, (I think) still getting the point across.
I said that no one that has a penis (that is not easily removed) need apply...[:-][;)]
*lol*
We'll see what comes of this..

~Christina



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