darchChylde
Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
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No offense to the OP, compliments on a great post; but i ran through and edited it a bit so it could be a little easier to read. (edited to add: the program can be a dick when you post from a clipboard; my first time round, it looked just like the OP's LoL)
What they say: My master reads my e-mail
What they mean: My master is insecure
What They Say: You have to earn the right to have my phone number
What They Mean: The last time my wife caught me lying and cheating she
Wouldn't blow me for a month.
What they say: I am old guard trained
What they mean: I do things the right way, and you don't
They say: What are your limits.
They mean: I am not wasting my time on bitches who don't swallow or take it up the ass.
They say: Let me explain this again to you
They mean: It boggles my mind to think that out of a million sperm, YOU were the fastest that day
They say: What are your limits?
They mean: What are you already willing to do before I have to put any work into this.
What they say: I'm a female sub seeking online training. No cam and no phone.
What they mean: I'm a man
What they say: I'm a superior female who demands tribute from you worthless worms.
What they mean: I have no job.
What they say: I'm a no limits slave.
What they mean: I'm a chat room addict.
What they say: I want to be your mentor.
What they mean: Take off your cloths and spread your legs.
They say: I am real.
They mean: In saying this, I hope to convince both you and me that I am real.
What they Say : Your the only man who has ever made me feel this way!
What they mean : I am going to get this fool and all his money !
What they say: Trust me
What they mean: If you were smart you'd already be running.
What they say: I *love* service submissives.
What they mean: Get on your knees, open your mouth, and give me a bj
What they say: I'm looking for my soul mate
What they mean: I've seen one too many Meg Ryan and Diane Keaton movies
What they say : Looks don't matter
What they mean : I think I am unattractive and I hope you will like me anyway, but if your ugly forget it!
What they say: Friendship first
What they mean: Gold digging cock tease
What they say: Average looking
What they mean: cross between dick cheney and Barbara Walters or Russian peasant woman
What they say: Emotionally Secure
What they mean: used to being dumped
What they say: Occasional drinker
What they mean: AA has rejected me
What they say: Outgoing
What they mean: Last seen on Jerry Springer show.
What they say: I don't have a pic
What they mean: I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
What they say : I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.
What they mean: I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.
What they say : Of course I'll respect you.
What they mean: Fucking slut.
What they say: “I want to be friends.”
What they mean: “I want to be your Master.”
They say: Be free of std's
They mean: Because I hate using condoms
They say: No baggage
They mean: Because I have enough of my own that you'll have to deal with
They say: I'm experienced and believe in safe, sane and consensual
They mean: I just came from Castle Realm
They say: All relocation costs will be at your expense
They mean: Because none of the other ones have lasted more than a few days and I'm broke.
They say: You must love orgasm control
They mean: Because I've never gotten a woman off before
They say: I'm strict but fair
They mean: I'll wuss out as soon as you stick out your bottom lip
They say: I will control your mind
They mean: I've lost mine
They say: Is it your destiny to serve?
They mean: I read that in someone else's profile once, thought it sounded cool.
What they say: “Once you are done with all the fakes and wannabes.”
What they mean: “I am insecure and also quite lazy.”
What they say: “Only an older Master like myself is mature and knowledgeable enough to give you what you need.”
What they mean: “I am old and hoping this online thing can get me some young stuff.”
When they say: I'm willing to relocate.
What they mean: Just get Me off by chat.
What they say: I'm a Pro Dom/Domme/sub/slave
What they mean: I'm basicly a whore but saying I'm a Pro makes me feel better about myself
What they say: I'm looking for a Daddy
What they mean: I'm an emotionally stunted individual who regresses back to my childhood every time I don't want to handle an adult issue
What they say: I want to be kept in a cage all day until you wish to use me
What they mean: I just too lazy to hold a real job and take care of myself
What they say: “I have collared many girls”
What they mean: “I suck at long-term relationships.”
What They Say: "I respect that your already involved, and I just want to get to know you as a friend".
What They Mean: "I want to keep you talking until I can figure out a way in with you".
They say. "my last relationship ended when Mistress moved to Europe"
They mean " i got some new "lines" off the other board "
They Say "That’s me in the photo"
They mean " is it that long since 1975"
They say "you will obey me boy"
They mean "Here is my pay pal #"
They say " I have 8 inches"
They mean " if you measure it twice"
What they say: I'm opinionated
What they mean: I don't know when to shut my mouth
What they say: I'm very opinionated
What they mean: I never shut my mouth
What they say: “My sub is sick and can no longer fulfill her obligations”
What they mean: “I'm bored and need some excitement.”
What They Say: "Sometimes I'll switch... for the right woman".
What They Mean: " I'll do anything to get in your pants".
What they say: You have an interesting profile'
What they mean: I haven't actually read it, but it's as good a one-liner as any other.
They say: I'm looking for discreet meetings for play
They mean: I'm married and fooling around on the side
They say: I love a woman who looks good in high heels
They mean: I have a shoe fetish
What they say : may turn into long term
Whey they mean : I want a one night stand, if I tell you I want a one night stand you won't do me, so I am hoping this will encourage you to sleep with me and I won't have to be accountable for actually just wanting a one night stand.
What They Say: "It's not about your pictures".
What They Mean: "I hope she doesn't realize I just jerked off to her pictures"
They say: I have a huge collection of whips, floggers, canes and paddles
They mean: And I don't have a clue how to use any of them
They say: I want to fill every hole you have with my cum
Them mean: I haven't gotten it up in years
They say: I don't want to waste a lot of time emailing and IM'ing
They mean: Because my mom only lets me have the computer for an hour every night.
They say: I am told I am very good looking
They mean: Of course, that was 20 years ago
What they say : I am really busy and rarely home, here is my cell number.
What they mean : I am married and don't want my spouse to know.
What they say: ALL women are submissive
What they mean: At least I hope so because otherwise I don't have a chance if they aren't.
What they say : You got another picture?
What they mean : You got a nude picture so I can Jack Off?
What they say : All women are bi
What they mean : I have been watching too many pornos
They say: Your owner is too young to know anything and the relationship won't last long.
They mean: I really want a hot young thing who is into kinky sex. If I play the odds, maybe when they break up she will think I'm really insightful.
What They Say: "Your Dom doesn't know how to control you".
What They Mean: "God I hope I can control you long enough to get a round of sex out of you".
What They Say: "God sent you to me".
What They Mean: "I think I forgot to take my meds again".
They say: A submissive doesn't have the right to choose their owner.
They mean: I really hope they buy into this shit because there is no way I'm getting a sub on my own merits.
What They Say: "BOW DOWN BITCH!!!"
What They Mean: "Oh geez I hope it works this time."
What they say : I really miss my princess a lot !
What they mean : What the fuck was her name again ???
They say: "I'll talk to your Dom, sure! I just want to be friends, really."
They mean: "I am SO in there when she dumps him."
He says: Of course I'm listening to you.
He means: Stop talking and get naked.
He says: That sounds great to me.
He means: Hurry up and get naked.
He says: I know where we are. We're not stopping for directions.
He means: I'm in too big a hurry to get home and you get naked.
When they say: A slave should never question Me.
They mean: I'm hoping to get away with whatever I can.
They say: I'm 40-ish
They mean: I'll be 50 next week
They say: I'm looking for younger subs
They mean: Because the ones my own age know too much
When they say: I've been thinking about you a lot.
What they mean: Goddamn i can't get the memory of your lips outta my mind; or
What they mean: Damn, you really are better than so-and-so.
When they say: I'm sorry, I haven't been calling, I've been working so hard I've been falling asleep early.
What they mean: I've been spending all my nights on Yahoo Cam with other subbies, or
What they mean: Damn, I hope she doesn't figure out I lost my job last month.
He says: I put that collar around your neck for a reason!
He means: and goddamn was the sex great after that!, or
He means: it was the only way to shut you up.
When they say: I only want a NO LIMITS, real submissive.
They mean: I have the 55 gallon drum waiting out in the garage.
When they say: Seeking a generous man...
They mean: This is a for-profit transaction, bucko. MY profit.
What they say: I am strict and will punish you.
What they mean: ...stating the obvious make me sound old guard
What they say: I have a high sex drive and am demanding
What they mean: ... my wife gets snicky when i ask her for sex twice in the same week, but you're a slut so you'll love it
What they say: ...I have a msn slave, she needs to serve, but only sometimes, so she wears my temporary collar.
What they mean:..she likes to get off being called a whore, but i cant get her to do it over the phone
What they say: I like girls with extra padding and curves
What they mean: ... fat girls have low self esteem so are easier to dominate, they make me feel like a man
What they say: i want a slave who feels the burning need for service in her belly
What they mean:... girls dig the mystical thing, and it is so muich easier to boss the bitch around if she thinks its spiritual
When they say: I'm an Old Guard (or is it Olde Guarde?) Dominant
Then mean: I got my AOL account last week and I've ordered my copy of "Screw the Roses"
They say: I'll send you a picture upon request
Them mean: It's too hideous to actually post here and I'm planning on sweeping you off you feet verbally so my looks won't matter to you.
They say: This is my last attempt at trying to find "The One"
Them mean: I've been at this for three days already!
They say: I'm a 'natural Dominate'
They mean: I've been a control freak all my life, now I have an excuse.
They say: Use me, abuse me, humiliate me, I'm here for your pleasure.
Them mean: Do me
They say: I'm looking for 24/7 servitude
They mean: I can't hold down a job
They say: I'm a masochist looking for a female sadist to satisfy my need for pain
They mean: I'll scream like a little girl the first time you whip me
They say: If you were my mistress, what would you command me to do?
They mean: Got any lotion? And a tissue?
They say: Master i would do *anything* for you ,without hesitation, even die for you.
They mean: Here's a great thing to say, it will make me seem so "slavey" and i am safe, he'll never ask me to do anything he knows i really don't wanna do.
They say: I am patient, we can take our time.
They mean: Thank God this is a free site
< Message edited by darchChylde -- 2/6/2008 7:31:13 PM >
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if only to keep me to herself.
I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?
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