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Small is Tall - 2/7/2008 7:58:24 AM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFLs9RI8mSA  (... or why I avoid Starbucks)

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/7/2008 8:06:35 AM   
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this was great!!

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/7/2008 10:39:45 PM   
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i know how she feels, just make it simple. geez

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/7/2008 10:46:59 PM   
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That was brilliant, and been there ... went through something similar at the Lindt shop a few weeks back, in reverse - giving me a minute for a small serving ...

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/7/2008 11:03:33 PM   
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wait..I've HAD that conversation!  LOL

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 7:14:20 AM   
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Hey ... that happened to me this morning! LOL!

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:00:28 AM   
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Starbucks really shouldn't pick on people who need coffee; in the next few years, i see a new trend on the rise:  Acts of violence by Disgruntled Coffee Customers.

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:03:36 AM   
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darchChylde i admit there have been times that had i been armed, i would have quite cheerfully taken out some stupid twit of a barista making my simple act of getting my caffeine fix.  Oh, might also be sorely tempted to use it on those people who are so freaking chipper and annoying early in the morning, especially if i have not had a couple of cups of coffee to bolster my restraint. 

edited to add... the clip would be hilarious if it were not so... real  

i must need more coffee, i feel my trigger finger itching.  lol

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:16:26 AM   
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/145365

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:20:15 AM   
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yummm starbucks i miss my starbucks

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:43:16 AM   
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/145365

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:46:08 AM   
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That's why I'd rather just drink water from home.  It's just what I order, every single time.  Plus, I don't have to worry about annoying conversations with highly caffeinated weirdos who are more wired than Tweak from South Park.

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 9:58:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/145365

within the spirit with much more attitude



All hail Foamy, the Lord and Master!!!




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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 10:22:07 AM   
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~has been laughing for the last half hour~

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/8/2008 1:40:47 PM   
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Great!!  Very funny.   However it is most frustrating when one orders a small soda and is told "we only have medium, large  and extra large."
She made the point very well.

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RE: Small is Tall - 2/9/2008 6:33:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/145365

within the spirit with much more attitude

Long live foamy the lord and master! Beware his squirly wrath!


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RE: Small is Tall - 2/9/2008 8:33:39 AM   
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that was great!
sbucks employees get verrrry irritated when you go thru the drive thru and order small medium or large,
seems they dont remember how anymore...
its funny as hell, try it if you get a chance!

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