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parttimehotty -> The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:01:07 AM)

 
    #10. Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.
    #9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.
    #8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.
    #7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats.
    #6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.
    #5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.
    #4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.
    #3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.
    #2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.
    #1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people
    anymore.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:39:11 AM)

Lol...Just from personal experience, I have had no problem with scanners at airports, court houses, and the lil scanner wands they use at clubs...




parttimehotty -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:45:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Lol...Just from personal experience, I have had no problem with scanners at airports, court houses, and the lil scanner wands they use at clubs...


Ouch!  Just THINKING about having that done to me makes me cringe in fear! Kudos to you for having the nerve! (Or no nerves...on the nipple that is)[&:]




windykae -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:32:41 PM)

i set off the airport metal detector right after 9/11.  i was lucky enough to get felt up by a Really cute girl because of it :)




GreedyTop -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:41:55 PM)

mine have never set any scanners off.. but the cats, when I don't wear a tshirt to bed, get terribly interested....




JulieorSarah -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/7/2008 10:48:41 PM)

I can't even have my ears pierced!




parttimehotty -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/8/2008 7:46:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

mine have never set any scanners off.. but the cats, when I don't wear a tshirt to bed, get terribly interested....


Yeow!!!! (Rhymes w/meow)




Taintedblood -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/8/2008 8:18:48 AM)

i neither have set any scanners off with any of mine apart from once when my spare bars and rings where in luggage and i lost a ball off one of the below genital piercings and had to get a cheapie from claires i think that set the scanner off




BlackPhx -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/8/2008 11:08:45 AM)

<EG> You need larger rings, though i have to admit, i wonder how this person gets through airport security in under an hour. http://www.thedayiwentmad.com/most-pierced-woman-in-the-world/

poenkitten




AMaster -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (2/8/2008 1:30:12 PM)

Food for thought. 




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