#10. You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.
#9. You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.
#8. With a little body english and a short copper wire, you can pick up
pay-per-view if the weather is right.
#7. You can now jump car batteries without cables.
#6. With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash
renting yourself out to Club parties.
#5. Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for
your husband or boyfriend.
#4. You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.
#3. Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.
#2. Hanging ten is childs play. Hanging by two?? Now thats impressive!
#1. Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.

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ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

#5!
maybe i'll reconsider having my ears pierced after all!

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ORIGINAL: ClitCutter

#11.  Nipple rings make it easier to hitch you up to help pull the truck outta the mud!  (Though labia rings work even better for that)