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RE: Fakes! - 2/9/2008 2:46:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

i got mine from a box of Lucky Charms magically delicious

Hahahahahahahha! That's funny

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RE: Fakes! - 2/9/2008 2:49:11 PM

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You realize Jeff might be sending you flowers for reasons other than the sappy poetry?

i have heard stories that made my jaw drop...

Maybe i should start forging weal and twue badges, could make a small fortune in pennies!

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RE: Fakes! - 2/9/2008 3:54:03 PM

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Mine was taken away once I started writing poetry again. I've even got Jefff sending me flowers now. It's so embarrassing. To feel better about myself, I call up couples in my best femee-nine voice and try to convince them I'm a real slave.

DAMN YOU JEFFFFFFFF...i send You flowers, and this is what You do with them???? Re-gifting S.O.B...i want my condom bouquet back...minus the used ones, of course...

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RE: Fakes! - 2/9/2008 4:21:46 PM

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Ewwwwwwwwww.

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RE: Fakes! - 2/9/2008 6:03:55 PM

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You can't find any slaves because I have them all. Come one, come all to Honsoku's Slave Emporium! We have got the slave to fit any position (even those contorted yoga ones). Tall ones, thin ones, short ones, fat ones, we got them all! Got them in a range of personalities from the innocent service type, to that depraved no-limit painslut you have fantasized about!

Prices ranging from free do-me slaves to $500,000 no-limit former models. Easy financing available and no credit checks. Hurry before they are all gone!

Offer good for this instant only. Not valid anywhere. Every restriction imaginable applies. Financing terms subject to credit check via crystal ball. Defaulting on financing grounds for enslavement. No refunds under any circumstances, including but not limited to: being transgendered, suffering of a mental breakdown, spontaneous combustion, or Armageddon. Leaving premises without purchase grounds for enslavement. Upon entering premises all rights and freedom are considered forfeit. Located on the dark side of the moon. Do not bother. The Matrix has you. Beware of the Jabberwocky.

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