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Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 4:50:14 PM

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Catholic Shampoo
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the
beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would
like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to
have
one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a
problem.
She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier
had
a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our
hair."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter
and
put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
"The curlers are on me."

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 6:00:32 PM

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Good one, GT. I wish I could think of witty replies like that - at the time - rather than two days later!

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 6:02:03 PM

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yeah, that makes two of us...LOL

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 9:36:27 PM

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*giggles* now thats funny...

Greedy remind me to tell you my Catholic joke next time you see me.. it is an in person kinda joke..

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 10:39:06 PM

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you got it, Gwyn :) You feeling better?

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 10:50:56 PM

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As a very lapsed catholic with a cousin who is an occasional beer drinker - read this to her and she's now telling the whole order ... it's great!

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RE: Catholic shampoo - 2/7/2008 11:19:49 PM

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LOL Julie!!

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