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Love #4!! - 2/8/2008 10:05:26 AM

parttimehotty

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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RE: Love #4!! - 2/8/2008 6:08:08 PM

Whiterabbit0117

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quote:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

Converse - 99.9% of all women will at some time in their life have great intellegence in their head. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit.

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RE: Love #4!! - 2/9/2008 11:38:34 PM

JulieorSarah

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7.a
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? - no one knows it's never happened.

and yes #4 is the favourite!

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