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MadRabbit -> The Rant to End all Rants (2/8/2008 3:52:25 PM)
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I'm so fucking tired of how...
...everybody makes fun of me because I am fat, everybody gives me a hard time because I am skinny, nobody messages me because I am ugly, everybody messages me because I am pretty, the shelves at the store are too high for short people, female dominants just want money, male dominants just want sex, all the slaves are really just submissives, all the submissives are really just bottoms and want service tops, everyone is just an annoying bottom, the shelves at the store are now lower for the short people and all the tall people have to bend over, everyone is a fake, everyone is a wannabe, everyone is a player, everyone is a troll, the lifestyle isn't as great as it was back of the good ole days of the 50's, 60's, 70's 80's, or 90's, nobody follows the One True Way anymore, the lifestyle is just a bunch of vanilla swingers with whips and chains, the weekend warriors are ruining the ranks of the "pure and elite" lifestyle, the democrats are ruining the country, the republicans are ruining the country, the moderates won't join either party to ruin the country, age players are just pedophiles, lame people are for using "Under Consideration", mentors are really predators, there isn't any mentors to teach me how to use a flogger, nobody will talk to me because I am young, everybody ignores because I am old, everybody just wants sex, nobody wants sex, and they won't bring back vinyl records.
Miss anything?
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