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The Rant to End all Rants - 2/8/2008 3:52:25 PM   
MadRabbit


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...everybody makes fun of me because I am fat, everybody gives me a hard time because I am skinny, nobody messages me because I am ugly, everybody messages me because I am pretty, the shelves at the store are too high for short people, female dominants just want money, male dominants just want sex, all the slaves are really just submissives, all the submissives are really just bottoms and want service tops, everyone is just an annoying bottom, the shelves at the store are now lower for the short people and all the tall people have to bend over, everyone is a fake, everyone is a wannabe, everyone is a player, everyone is a troll, the lifestyle isn't as great as it was back of the good ole days of the 50's, 60's, 70's 80's, or 90's, nobody follows the One True Way anymore, the lifestyle is just a bunch of vanilla swingers with whips and chains, the weekend warriors are ruining the ranks of the "pure and elite" lifestyle, the democrats are ruining the country, the republicans are ruining the country, the moderates won't join either party to ruin the country, age players are just pedophiles, lame people are for using "Under Consideration", mentors are really predators, there isn't any mentors to teach me how to use a flogger, nobody will talk to me because I am young, everybody ignores because I am old, everybody just wants sex, nobody wants sex, and they won't bring back vinyl records.

Miss anything?

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/8/2008 3:54:16 PM   
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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/8/2008 3:56:22 PM   
Sasy


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 7:33:00 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		i really feel you rabbit,
i hate having to bend over in stores too

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 1:33:27 PM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 1:46:01 PM   
subtee


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there isn't any mentors to teach me how to use a flogger


Bad grammar means you isn't smart.

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 1:52:03 PM   
KatyLied


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Status: offline 		One of my favorite varities are the:  I met my master and fell in love the first time I saw him he used me hard and I haven't heard from him in 3 days, what did I do wrong is he really a master why is he treating me like this rants.

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 1:59:16 PM   
sweetwenchie


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though you forgot the rant on the evils of Gor      oh and of course the   He hasn't talked to me for two days and i am so hurt and pissed rant.  Never mind, that could be tied into Katy's

< Message edited by sweetwenchie -- 2/9/2008 2:01:03 PM >

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 2:00:48 PM   
KatyLied


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 2:02:41 PM   
sweetwenchie


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Status: offline 		i don't mind them, even though i was told more than once i was not weal and twue.  Heck, why ask if i think i am equal to men if you really do not wish to hear my answer.   

To each their own blah blah blah  LOL

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 2:45:11 PM   
happypervert


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

I give those Goreans wide berth and tend not to respond to them.  I don't know their dialect or protocols!

you should find yourself a good trainer, and then you will know all!


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 3:13:01 PM   
domahpet


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 3:30:01 PM   
sweetwenchie


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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 3:38:39 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		what??? you forgot to rant about FAKES!!!!!!

i color my hair so i must be fake!!!!

nobody writes me because i look half my age!!!!

im always ignored because im too damn funny and hot looking!!!!

i aint getting no damn chocolate this year for v day AGAIN!!! FUCK SAKES!!!!

but atleast im marrying wenchie!! NEENER NEENER!!!


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 9:56:55 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		you forgot limits, labels, bitchiness and people not posting the way you think they should...but other than that, yeah you pretty much covered it!

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 10:01:10 PM   
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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/9/2008 10:02:40 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/10/2008 9:24:45 AM   
domahpet


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good one wenchie!

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/10/2008 10:56:31 AM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

if u dont shave ill force the brazilian wax on you!


Is that the COMPLETE one?  Because I like those.  Come on down and wax me already, dammit!

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RE: The Rant to End all Rants - 2/10/2008 11:19:30 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

if u dont shave ill force the brazilian wax on you!


Is that the COMPLETE one?  Because I like those.  Come on down and wax me already, dammit!


i dont know what my salon has..but its fucking expensive...and she told me it hurts like hell....worse than electrolosys (which i get)


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