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Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 2:36:55 AM)
Yeah, they left the girly parts and somehow managed to just make me meaner [sm=crop.gif]... omg didnt anyone tell you that its not nice to keep piggies in your pocket, oh the humanity .. poor piggy.. I heard that the county animal warden was after you because you did let the pig out in public, and you scared the public, something about it not being properly cared for... shame on you

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 2:52:08 AM)
In point of fact I am quite resolved of shame. It does not mingle well with the darker alleys of my mind... In the event that anyone has decided to use the moniker 'BlondeBobsandGags', kindly leave it for Reflectivesoul, as she has expressed quite the interest in it! [:D]

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 2:56:17 AM)
omg roflmao nothin wrong with lovin the piggies [:D], just as long as they realize that when I'ma done with em, they goin back in the cage... I hear tell of Lumus rather enjoying being forced into panties and having to strut his girly goodies for the other boys...

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:01:17 AM)
If the panties are already occupied by a pleasant vision of femininity such as yourself, I've no problem delving into them... puts the back of his hand to one corner of his mouth and whispers dramatically The stories are true...Reflectivesoul has a pump which affixes to her nipples and inflates her breasts to a most grandiose size...

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:08:28 AM)
snickers thats no pump dearie, thats god given and born talent [:D] ( and one would also say its not safe to assume that some are always wearing panties winks ) Wonders if its true that Lumus was born a son of the silver tounged king himself.. hmm

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:12:17 AM)
Inquiring for veracity: is it true Reflectivesoul had plastic surgery done to prevent men and women alike from weeping at the mere presentation of her overly-glorious visage? [Silver-tongued? Hmm. Mayhap.]

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:23:25 AM)
yup, I had a couple scars added on the left side of my face under my eye I had a small one put in the middle of my forehead .. rememberances of chicken pox as a kid hmmm I heard that Lumus likes having his hair pulled and being told what a dirty boy he is...

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:33:58 AM)
By all means, tug. There will, of course, be reprisal...do you enjoy crying when you climax? Actually, Reflectivesoul told me just the other day that when she climaxes she vomits pea soup, like Linda Blair from that romantic Exorcist film...

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:39:40 AM)
kinda hard to have consequences when you bind what you play with, before you play with it ( I aint no dummy lol ) gawd I dont know whats worse, the idea of vomiting while climaxing or that you hadda say it also included pea soup.. ( gee thanks lol * squick* ) I heard tell that Lumus fantasizes about angel and "pp" in clown costumes...

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:44:26 AM)
Fantasy? More than that...ask angel about the time I groped her <censored> and made the "honk honk" noise... I'm pretty sure that I heard last week that Reflectivesoul paints her eyebrows on, to avoid having to explain -again- about the Nair/shampoo mistake she had...

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:50:18 AM)
omg lol .. no the only nair mistake was being dumb enough to test the theory of DO NOT use on yer bits... omg I so dont reccomend that one... there are warnings on the labels for a reason lol... I'm pretty sure it was Lumus though that shaves his legs every 3 days or so

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 3:58:44 AM)
I've never actually shaved my legs, though I suppose it would make the musculature more visibly prominent...bah. I prefer my methods of concealment, the better to surprise and delight before the torment begins. If the very tip of Reflectivesoul's nose appears flat, it's because of that hairy mole she had removed.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 4:07:35 AM)
no, thats actually because my ex fiancee broke it about 7 years ago... but it matches so well with the scars under the eye so anyhow..

Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 4:11:20 AM)
Ahh, apologies, Rs...the quip was merely meant as such, and no more. I am sorry to hear you were ill-treated so. gently kisses your cheek Be well. I'm off to slumber. I'll even let you get the final taunt in. [;)]

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 4:14:14 AM)
that one bounced a nerve, I realize no ill intent was meant though... I hear that you sleep on a body pillow that looks like Chewbakka... Sleep sweet

sunshinemiss -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 4:40:46 AM)
I was at the pool hall the other day, and this guy... with a half filled bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand was telling me that Lumus and Reflective Soul are in fact twins separated at birth who continue to have telepathic abilities but they only talk on line to confuse the rest of us. I mean, if you can't believe a guy at the pool hall, you can't believe nobody.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 4:58:52 AM)
lol sunshine, I actually have a twin brother, but he's as vanilla as they come lol. If that boy had any idea of the stuff I do lol I think his lil brain might melt, that or omg he might try to convert me to nilla life ....yipes lol I heard that sunshine only likes the pool halls because she can watch men playing with sticks and balls [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 5:24:34 AM)
I heard that reflective soul's paddles were made from the wood of a tree that was felled by a big ole lumberjack... and when he said "fore" she yelled "play"

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 5:36:43 AM)
snickers and dontchya know that big ole lumberjack came a runnin, damn near beat the tree fallin.. silly boy ( actually my fav paddle is leather and has a heart cut outta the middle so I can beat ass with love[:D]) I heard that sunshine was involved in some very heavy play and ended up at the ER with a vibe that had gone missing....

sunshinemiss -> RE: Start a Rumor (2/17/2008 5:46:33 AM)
Now see.. you are a mixin your stories... I did in fact end up in the ER once... my boyfriend "forgot to breathe" while he was giving me a little.. ummm... well, you know...He said it didn't seem important at the time... *giggles ... and then there was that time that I was WORKING in the ER and a lady came in (in March) with a New Year's Eve horn in her hoo hoo (swear to god, it's true... I was there... working in the ER)... oh lord that was funny! and kind of pathetic too. But while we were talking about that lady, one of the nurses told me that she saw reflective soul stealing speculums and looking at her reflection in them.

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