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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 8:57:16 AM

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No, rubberpet, that's where you put your cellphone!!!

Your change stays in the Vulva!!! LMFAO!!!

Ah...I got ya! No wonder I get excited when someone text's me! That's why I keep it on vibrate!

As for being quite the bard, I resemble that! I am quite the silver-tongued devil, you know! I prefer less talk and a lot more action.

I heard on tapes recently recovered from CIA possession that subtee's recent endeavor into writing jingles flopped a bit. She wrote a new slogan for Home Depot, but it was rejected. "Home Depot...a pervert's shopping supercenter!"

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 1:13:05 PM

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Rubberpet is really a guy in a chicken suit.

'cept at Easter when he works the malls.

(how do you fit those long ears into your car, btw?)

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 1:37:07 PM

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Did you know that blushes does a mean impression of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons? (Although she prefers to be Smithers....)

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 1:40:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Rubberpet is really a guy in a chicken suit.

'cept at Easter when he works the malls.

(how do you fit those long ears into your car, btw?)

Hmmmm, last I checked, I don't have long ears. They may be stretched out a bit because of other activities, but not because of dressing up like a giant bunny.

I hear that xxblushesxx flunked out of obedience school for puppies because she kept chasing cars. No wonder her master wants to train her as a ponygirl. If she flunks out again, he can turn her into glue!

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 3:31:07 PM

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Oh yeah?

Well...

uhm...

Rubberpet ....

uh...

he....

Oh! I know!

He sings 'rubber ducky' when he's in the bathtub. Just like Ernie did!!

(I only know this cause Domi told me...)

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 3:45:53 PM

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I heard (and I won't say where..blushes..) that Bear sings "I'm the very model of a modern major general" while wearing petticoats (and nothing else), standing in front of his house ...

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 5:30:32 PM

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Rumor has it that GreedyTop is really a country girl at heart and secretly listens to John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" behind locked doors

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 5:51:28 PM

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Actually, it's not John Denver..it's CW McCall: Aurora Borealis (switched off with Convoy)

Womyn knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, is what I heard.....

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 7:17:30 PM

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I heard Greedy Top likes to Bottom for Scandanavian Death Metal Bands on Stage using a Rubber Fist Dildo to show how versatile she can be.

(I wanna be the Second most well known Dwarf **Spanky** wait wasn't he one of Our Gang?)

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 7:18:54 PM

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I heard Greedy Top likes to Bottom for Scandanavian Death Metal Bands on Stage using a Rubber Fist Dildo to show how versatile she can be.

hey, now.... somewhere there's a video of that!

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 8:48:40 PM

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Greedy also likes to slap random people in the head as she passes them on the sidewalk...

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 9:59:43 PM

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oh.. was that you the other day?

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:01:55 PM

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She also has false teeth.

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:05:06 PM

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the better to give a blow job with ;)

ETA the latest from the men's room wall: Lumus and Steel both went in for Neuticles...

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:16:07 PM

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Funny story, there...went for a vasectomy. Made an appointment. Three months later, day before the appointment...I'm rescheduled, for two months later. So I wait. Two months rolls around and three days before the fact I'm resceduled again...for another three month wait.

Three months later they called to see why I didn't show up. I told them, "Sorry, I rescheduled my life; I'll get back to you." Sadly, the receptionist didn't appreciate my sense of humour and started up with me. Ultimately this led to me discovering that part of the reasoning behind my constant rescheduling was because "I'm still young and might want more kids". Well, fuck me, I thought that was my call, not theirs, especially since I was 34 at the time and already had kids...so I asked the receptionist if she had her tubes tied. [None of my business, so she told me.] I said bluntly, "If you had more than one kid over the age of 25 and requested your tubes tied, they'd do it right after delivering the second baby [a strange but true practice in Canadian medicine].".

She sputtered and hung up.

Greedy likes to be told stories.

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:18:52 PM

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gawd, Lumus...

I once asked about having my tubes tied ..was told the same thing (I was 37 at the time). I figure, by that age, I'm PRETTY DAMNED SURE that I aint changin' my mind about having kids.. sheesh.

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:22:38 PM

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Just as well, since anaesthetic doesn't work on me. I knew it would hurt, but it seemed a reasonable idea...at the time...

Greedy's fibbing about her age. She's actually 23.

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:25:46 PM

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ooh.. I like that rumor!

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:28:30 PM

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Actually, the first time I saw your avatar pic, Greedy, I figured you were closer to 27...didn't discover otherwise until I perved you.

Greedy doesn't get complimented very much, so the rumour goes...

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RE: Start a Rumor - 2/27/2008 10:41:40 PM

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Lumus (so I've heard) is planning to greet his girl with a candlelit dinner, bubblebath, he's gonna give her a massage (emphasis on her feet), and romance her in all the best ways (before he flogs her with bunny fur)

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