Lumus -> RE: Start a Rumor (3/1/2008 12:54:09 AM)
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*peers over his glasses* Dear 'Slut Club', Your immoral poisoning of our young people in today's society is intolerable. We are all taught to respect our fellow man, and to guide them to the righteous path; for those who do not see the light of wisdom shall perish in the eternal fires of the Abyss. Cease and desist in your acts, or we will be forced to take drastic measures. Sincerely, The Pope *chews on the end of his pen for a moment; grabs a fresh sheet of paper; pokes the very tip of his tongue out of one corner of his mouth as he writes* Dear Pope, Sluts do not go out of their way to corrupt others, as is commonly perceived; more often than not, we poor sluts are harangued by horn-dogs who wish to use our vast interpersonal skills for selfish sexual gain. By this I mean: please tell your parishoners to stop calling us at all hours of the night. Yes, this includes you. Regards, TSC [The Slut Club] The rumour: Greedy approves of this message.
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