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BlackPhx -> OUR Version of Perversion (2/9/2008 6:33:35 AM)

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.

poenkitten [:-] 




huggermugger -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/9/2008 10:24:38 PM)

Speaking as one who likes to be tickled, using a feather may be slightly kinky but to me perverted is using the whole damned chicken!

Please no chicken!!!




JulieorSarah -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/10/2008 12:03:02 AM)

ANYTHING involving trackie pants, tops etc
and if you DO enjoy it - seek help immediately!




AMaster -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/10/2008 12:54:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.










poenkitten [:-] 


Now that is really *sick*




MercTech -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/10/2008 2:41:55 PM)

Buried up to the neck in fuzzy caterpillars is over the top.

Stefan




islandfd3s -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/10/2008 9:38:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: huggermugger

Speaking as one who likes to be tickled, using a feather may be slightly kinky but to me perverted is using the whole damned chicken!

Please no chicken!!!


I think that was how I had it explained to me too..

kinky is tilking with a feather.  Perverted is using the whole chicken.

hehehe.




DieselPowered -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/10/2008 10:28:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: huggermugger

Speaking as one who likes to be tickled, using a feather may be slightly kinky but to me perverted is using the whole damned chicken!

Please no chicken!!!


[:D][:D][:D][:D] I love tickling my GF

mine: Listening to my Neighbor get tickled

(((can hear it through the ceiling :P)))




Saratov -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 7:05:22 AM)

Missionary, with the lights off. [sm=noway.gif]




parttimehotty -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 10:46:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.

poenkitten [:-] 


Walking hand in hand in public, side by side.




rubberpet -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 11:41:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.

poenkitten [:-] 


Walking hand in hand in public, side by side.


Oh geez!  I'm a perv, now! [:@]

Those whose favorite color is camouflage and those who proudly display it by painting their truck "camo".  Damn!!!  Too many redneck jokes pop into my mind on that one! [&:]




Saratov -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 5:33:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.

poenkitten [:-] 


[sm=confused.gif] And nobody gets tied-up, spanked, beat or wears a collar or cuffs? [sm=m23.gif]




suessub -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 9:14:10 PM)

Dinner and a date, and the wooden spoon and the ginger are used for making the dinner.




HypnoticDan -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 9:31:44 PM)

This should make your skin crawl:

10pm and they are already in bed. He is scowling at the finance section. She is lost in a Harlequin. There are slippers beside the bed that have never been off the floor, watched over by a lonely hairbrush on her vanity table. The table, mirror, and brush are all but forgotten. His belt hangs in the closet, asleep. There cooking knives, spoons, and forks are all in their proper place. When he got home he got himself a beer from the fridge and, while waiting for dinner to be ready, noticed that the tax papers had been left out on the table. Again. Well, she probably had a good reason for not putting them away yet. When he sleeps, he dreams about going to the garage, prepping some rope and a rod and some rubber leggings and a bucket and then going fishing. She dreams about hiring some strong young men with the right tools to remodel the living room. One of the previous tenants had (for some inexplicable reason) installed rings on the ceiling and her she had a vision of being surrounded by hanging gardens like the ones in the far off places in her books, places she would never have the courage to visit on her own and that he had no interest in seeing. It never made any sense to him to go to a place just to look at stuff.

I can keep going if you'd like :)




fairerthanshe -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/11/2008 9:42:33 PM)

Please, make the bad dream go away...that's the scariest thing I've ever read!

f'real - hosting a party where people  actually stay in their clothes...it's just sad...

well wishes ~ fairer




BlackPhx -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/12/2008 3:51:51 PM)

SHUDDER!!!!!

poenkitten




CrimsonMoan -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/12/2008 4:14:03 PM)

perverted for me is just how much my Bf enjoys tickling me. It does nothing for me  *looks up at Diesel*

Outright vanillia no extras lights off, clothes possibly still on

seeing the riding crop being used for its intended purpose




hejira92 -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/12/2008 4:44:32 PM)

OMG. This one time....at my house....all the ums were home.......Master and I did it....in missionary.....on the bed.... with the door locked and....get this....the lights were OUT!
 
It totally freaked me out, man. UGH! [:'(]
 
What would our friends think if they knew?[:o]
 
I know my mother would be SHOCKED![sm=noway.gif]
 
 




parttimehotty -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/19/2008 6:16:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Everyone has limits and what they consider Perversion. So, with that thought in mind, define yours! (tongue in cheek is great) usual caveats as I think all of us consider pedophilia a perversion for the most part.

Mine:

Sex: Under the covers, in the dark, wearing bed clothes, 3 minutes or less for the purpose of procreation ONLY, and no one is allowed to enjoy it.

poenkitten [:-] 


Walking hand in hand in public, side by side.


Oh geez!  I'm a perv, now! [:@]

**Was there EVER any doubt***[:D]




BlackPhx -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/19/2008 2:15:24 PM)

that would have been at least 2 hours in the shower with the loofah and scrubbrush afterwards.

poenkitten




XtreamMind -> RE: OUR Version of Perversion (2/21/2008 8:28:22 AM)

quote:

This should make your skin crawl:

10pm and they are already in bed. He is scowling at the finance section.........


Thats not perverse....Thats a FULL EPIC TRAGEDY! Its the Sum-of-All-Fears! Its just <shudder>

<slugs a BIG shot and throws "Economic Times" into file 13>




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