Aswad
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or My buddy had this dog. Half German Sheperd and half Wolf. Actually I think a dog like that is illegal to keep in some places. But none of my people give a shit what is legal. This was BY FAR the smartest dog I ever met. Yes I said MET. The breed you are describing is a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog. It isn't a hybrid, and hasn't been crossbred for 300+ generation; it's a recognized breed of dog. My only reason for not owning one is that the cops shoot illegal dogs in Norway, and some moron lobbied to have them outlawed. And, yes, they are generally about as intelligent as the one you describe. Some do a great job of raising the kids that "own" them, by teaching them wilderness skills and life wisdom. Unlike many dog breeds, their instincts are tameable and predictable. For instance, if you show it a child, and it makes the body language signs they do when dealing with puppies, it will die before anything hurts that kid. Literally. And if it doesn't make those signs, you can forget about having kids around it: they're prey. Predictable. Some of these have learned to dive and think that's great fun. They learn quickly, but lose interest in pointless repetition. They read human body language, and can learn to understand an impressive amount of language. You can train one to do bodyguarding work. Hell, the army has trained them to go on patrols unsupervised. The problem being that their body language and the nuances of their vocalizations are so expressive that they rarely actually bark, so that idea was canned. Forget about regular training, though. If the trainer isn't intending to do harm, then the dog will just be amused by the threatening gestures made. And if the tainer is intending to do harm, well... don't try this at home, kids... I've seen a grown, tall, muscular man, dressed in protective clothing, doing his damned best to keep one of these from his throat, while another goes for his hamstring. Really, they don't take kindly to violence, but they know the real deal from the fake. Patient as hell, too. And loyal. One of them was working with severely retarded kids and almost had his tongue bitten off. Didn't bite back. Just yelped and pulled back. Still friends with the kid when it got back from the vet. Go well with the family, too, if you treat it right. Expect other people and animals in the neighbourhood to learn that your family (including any other pets) has Mafia protection, or rather, the next best thing. If a bear shows up, the dog will probably provoke the bear to chase the dog in order to save the family. But there are drawbacks, too. They need training and a qualified owner. Period. They need exercise. They need intellectual stimulation. They need discipline and a clear pack structure. They cannot be left alone for extended periods of time, or they will get nervous, start destroying furniture, and spend a lot of time driving the neighbours absolutely insane by howling like a wolf does. As far as I know from what I've been told, you can't break them of that habit. They can deal with parts of the "pack" going away for a while, but if everyone goes away, they become miserable. For most of us, who don't have a homemaker, this translates to the dog coming along, and not being left in the car, either. You can train it to behave for a visit to the mall, but will mall security make an exception from "no dogs allowed" for you? Anyway, bit of a digression, but it does illustrate some of the communication abilities, thoughts and instincts of this lovely breed of dog. Health, al-Aswad.
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"If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew: God doesn't make the world this way. We do." -- Rorschack, Watchmen.
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