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Lucylastic -> Queen outranks Princess (2/9/2008 9:30:01 AM)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch. '




domahpet -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/9/2008 9:44:36 AM)

Excellent!




Zaraseeks -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/9/2008 9:50:52 AM)

OMFG!!!!  ROFL!!  That is so so so SO great!!!




WaratahBlossoms -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/9/2008 9:53:52 AM)

I love that so much!
I've heard it so many times and it never get old!




JulieorSarah -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/9/2008 11:47:21 PM)

I think that also translates to gay power out ranks girl power ... well almost!




LadyLynx -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/10/2008 10:45:32 PM)

that is fucking hysterical! ty!




HypnoticDan -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/11/2008 9:45:25 PM)

(from unknown e-mail - 06 February 2001)

Not your most regular outing to the skies....

It has been reported that an employee for Ansett Australia (Airlines), who happened to have the last name of Gay, got o a plane recently using the company's "free flight" offer for staff. However, when Mr Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a fare paying passenger.
So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr Gay, another Ansett flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this flight were being re-routed to various other airplanes.
A few were put on Mr Gay's flight and anyone holding a 'free' ticket was being 'bumped'. Ansett officials, armed with a list of these 'freebee' ticket holders boarded the plane, as is the practice, to remove them in favour of fare paying passengers. Of course, our Mr Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are you gay?" The man, shyly nodded he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to get off the plane."
Mr Gay, overhearing what the Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation; "You've got the wrong man. I'm Gay!" This caused and angry third passenger to yell "Hell! I'm gay too! They can kick us all off!"
Confusion reined as more and more passengers began yelling that Ansett had no right to remove gays from their flights.

It is reported that ansett have refused to comment on the incident.




SpielMitMir -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/13/2008 3:03:03 PM)

I am a Flight Attendant. So that was great.
I am going to have to print this out and show everybody.




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/13/2008 5:31:46 PM)

I just about choked to death on my cake while reading this. 




Saratov -> RE: Queen outranks Princess (2/13/2008 6:20:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SpielMitMir

I am a Flight Attendant. So that was great.
I am going to have to print this out and show everybody.


[:)] Print 'em both out, lamenate 'em and put up in the galley on all of your flights. [sm=dance.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif]




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