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PMS - 9/10/2005 2:34:15 PM

quietkitten

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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?

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RE: PMS - 9/12/2005 7:19:47 PM

dominmd

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ROFL. Holy Hell that was good!!

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RE: PMS - 9/12/2005 11:48:18 PM

ChainedAngel

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heeheeheeeeeeeeeee

That was funny.

Oh, and your avatar is funny as hell!

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RE: PMS - 9/13/2005 1:18:04 AM

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Oh holy shit! I swear that I have said almost that exact same rant at least twice in my life. LOL. I needed that.

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RE: PMS - 9/13/2005 3:06:12 PM

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Mabye these people can help with the light bulb and the leak in the faucet.

http://www.servicemagic.com/rated.PreciseMechanical.735867.Plumbing.-12058.html

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RE: PMS - 9/15/2005 6:58:06 PM

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LOL ...too funny, had to show Master this one, He loved it too

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