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How horney are you?

I am horney all the time

57% (40)

I am horney half the time

33% (23)

I am horney when I wake up only

0% (0)

i am only horney at night

0% (0)

I am horney once a week

0% (0)

I am horney twice a week

4% (3)

I am horney twice a month

0% (0)

I am horney once a month

0% (0)

I am rarely horney

1% (1)

i am never horney

2% (2)

Total Votes : 69

(last vote on : 8/29/2008 4:18:48 PM)
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lusciouslips19 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 4:33:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia My hormones went on vacation ages ago and I'm STILL waiting for them to come back.[:(] I think my bits are closing over from lack of use. That and the cobwebs. C'mere Delictable MissMagnolia. Let me blow the cobwebs and dust off your bits![8D]

sweetwenchie -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 10:29:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie haven't had actual sex with another person in a year... damn this self imposed celibacy! lol Horny constantly... 25 hours a day if that is possible. Always been this way, to the point where i would hear "enough already!" Thank god for toy bags and the energizer bunny! [;)] i do pity the next man i am with though, i might kill the poor bastard. That does explain why your such a drooling dirty old woman![8D] [8D] nahhhhhh i was this way even when i was getting it often. Unless i was born a dirty old woman [;)] Besides, who wouldn't drool over those damn pics you showed me? They would have to be freakin dead, girl!

vampchick88 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 3:53:39 PM)
Poor, poor rubberpet....about 9 months and not able to able to touch my pet...when you hear screams from pet over Lousianna that he just can't take anymore you'll know I'm getting a few months worth in.[:)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 5:13:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vampchick88 Poor, poor rubberpet....about 9 months and not able to able to touch my pet...when you hear screams from pet over Lousianna that he just can't take anymore you'll know I'm getting a few months worth in.[:)] One of you just better move already!

rubberpet -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 8:19:58 PM)
Believe me, luscious, we are counting the days till we finally meet. Unfortunately, She still has school to get through, so it is a necessary evil at this point. Just wait till She moves down here. I have the feeling I'm going to be one used and abused pet. The end of March will let me know what I've gotten myself into, though! She'll have almost ten months of frustration built up, so me thinks I'm walking into a death trap! LOL Oh well...there are worse ways to go in this world! [:D]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 8:31:54 PM)
Im always horny. However, right now I am especially horny after band practice.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 8:33:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Believe me, luscious, we are counting the days till we finally meet. Unfortunately, She still has school to get through, so it is a necessary evil at this point. Just wait till She moves down here. I have the feeling I'm going to be one used and abused pet. The end of March will let me know what I've gotten myself into, though! She'll have almost ten months of frustration built up, so me thinks I'm walking into a death trap! LOL Oh well...there are worse ways to go in this world! [:D] right, Ill administer your last meal, my friend [:D]

rubberpet -> RE: How horney are you? (2/12/2008 8:56:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Believe me, luscious, we are counting the days till we finally meet. Unfortunately, She still has school to get through, so it is a necessary evil at this point. Just wait till She moves down here. I have the feeling I'm going to be one used and abused pet. The end of March will let me know what I've gotten myself into, though! She'll have almost ten months of frustration built up, so me thinks I'm walking into a death trap! LOL Oh well...there are worse ways to go in this world! [:D] right, Ill administer your last meal, my friend [:D] I appreciate it, brother. I'd appreciate a piping hot, extra gooey, pepperoni and canadian bacon pizza. Either the extra protein will help in my survival, or I'm going to die happy and with a full stomach! If I die, I think it'll take 12 morticians to wipe the smile off my face! Either way, I'm good! [:D]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: How horney are you? (2/13/2008 7:33:24 AM)
LOL, coming right up bro. Ill also keep the EMTs on standby for ya [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: How horney are you? (2/13/2008 11:08:25 AM)
my work is mostly sexually related so I have it on my mind in one way or another all day, so I had to say all the time:) I love my work.... Lucy

vampchick88 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/13/2008 1:52:04 PM)
Yay medical staff will be present. I just hope he doesn't choke on his pizza before I get a chance to start.

rubberpet -> RE: How horney are you? (2/14/2008 1:29:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff LOL, coming right up bro. Ill also keep the EMTs on standby for ya [:D] In March, when Mistress visits, I'm getting ready for EMTs alright... Evil Mistress Techniques Don't let Her sweet, beautiful face fool ya, brother...I'll be lucky if I ain't walking bowl-legged, knobby-kneed, and pigeon-toed after She's through with me! I'm going to be groped repeatedly, fondled frequently, and molesticated mercilessly. I know I'll also be bent into positions that would make Gumby scream, my face used as a seat cushion, my tongue used till it's numb, Lil' Johnny will probably be so used that he'll absolutely terrified to get hard out of fear She'll jump on him again, and smothered to death by kisses from those luscious, pouty lips! I wonder how many Hail Mary's it'll take to help me survive Hurricane Lorelei??? [8\|]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: How horney are you? (2/14/2008 7:06:49 AM)
hmm... fucked to death... now THATS a way to go [:D]

vampchick88 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/14/2008 5:56:00 PM)
Exactly, whats a better way to say hello I've needed you for eight months, claim territory, get out lots of pent up 'tension' and do some aerobics all in one? I'm a nymph to start with so my pet just better be ready for what I can dish out. Still I'd keep EMT's on speed dial just in case.[;)]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: How horney are you? (2/15/2008 7:40:02 AM)
right bro, its time for some cardio! Its time for you to get going, get in shape, so you can survive! (or so your lady can use you for even longer!)

DaddyLongStroke -> RE: How horney are you? (2/15/2008 9:29:00 AM)
I'm always horny for divi

divi -> RE: How horney are you? (2/15/2008 9:49:51 AM)
that you are baby lol !

vampchick88 -> RE: How horney are you? (2/16/2008 4:53:09 PM)
thats right exercise never hurt anybody! well the teeth might hurt but thats just because he's my personal chew toy;)

girlygurl -> RE: How horney are you? (2/16/2008 5:06:00 PM)
I think about sexy stuff every day multiple times a day... but to be actually horny... that happens half the time. Speaking of horny.... it's TIME!!!! [8D] girly

gaggedredhead -> RE: How horney are you? (2/16/2008 5:11:32 PM)
It's funny..I used to think I was horny all the time. Now that I have not been with anyone in a few months, I think about sex, but I think being horny, requires being hot for a particular someone, if that makes any sense. So I guess I was always horny for a particular "someone" and now...blah. :(

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