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How horney are you?


I am horney all the time
  57% (40)
I am horney half the time
  33% (23)
I am horney when I wake up only
  0% (0)
i am only horney at night
  0% (0)
I am horney once a week
  0% (0)
I am horney twice a week
  4% (3)
I am horney twice a month
  0% (0)
I am horney once a month
  0% (0)
I am rarely horney
  1% (1)
i am never horney
  2% (2)


Total Votes : 69


(last vote on : 8/29/2008 4:18:48 PM)
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RE: How horney are you? - 2/16/2008 5:49:16 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

My mind's often on sex, but horny?  That's not very often at all, i put up twice a week; sometimes more, sometimes less.


You don't constantly put out?  AT LAST, a chink in your armor! 

Nah, you're still teh hotness. 

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 2:50:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff

right bro, its time for some cardio! Its time for you to get going, get in shape, so you can survive! (or so your lady can use you for even longer!)


Oh yeah...Mistress is going to be my human cardio machine.  She tells me She's a nympho on top of being the most dominant chick I've ever met, so I guess I better do something to survive and maximize my service to Her.
 
*She just keeps going and going and going and going*

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 5:15:38 AM   
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 You'll never guess where my batteries go! lol. Cardio? hell no its a full body work out, I just hope you and lil johnny can handle what me and Ms. Kitty can dish out. Hmmmm I'd better get an oxygen tank just to be sure.

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 6:06:03 AM   
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Dang, I'm getting horney just watching you two.  Where's that camera?

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 11:29:51 AM   
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All I know is Mistress is the type of domme that will simply have Her way with me until She is satisfied (which I hear is quite a feat in itself just to GET Her satisfied).  It could involve me being Her flogging guinea pig, Her human trampoline, fun jump, pogo stick, or fucktoy...it could very well include all those options.  I could even be subjected to hours upon hours of rubber encasement, bondage, having my face ridden mercilessly, and ass worship.  To top things off, as I'm desperately trying to crawl away for even a brief moment of recovery, She stalks up behind me, impails my wiggling rubberclad ass on Her strap-on and proceeds to ass rape me, too!  This chick simply won't quit!  Hell, I'd pat Her down so I could find Her off switch, just for a few hours, but the pat down would only arouse Her further.  This is a no-win situation, I tell ya!
 
HELP!!!!! 

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 11:35:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

This is a no-win situation, I tell ya!
 
HELP!!!!! 


I have a feeling you really don't want any help. I know I don't when my LG gets ahold of me. just pack the gatorade, powerbars and redbull.


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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 12:58:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

This is a no-win situation, I tell ya!
 
HELP!!!!! 


I have a feeling you really don't want any help. I know I don't when my LG gets ahold of me. just pack the gatorade, powerbars and redbull.



You're right...keep any aid and assistance away from me!  Throw me to Her mercy and I'll be more than content!
 
With Mistress, I think I'm going to need something much more potent than Gatorade, powerbars, and that nasty Red Bull crap.  I never understood how anyone could drink that stuff!   I'll have to bring out the voodoo bag of tricks for my survival.  I don't think curling up in the fetal position and crying will work to well with Her, though.  LOL

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:03:50 PM   
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Probably not and short of a body double/clone to toss at her for a few hours I think you may just have to bite the bullet and only pray that she doesn't drain you dry ^_^ and fine no redbull that crap just goes right to my bladder. 

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:09:53 PM   
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red bull? ha! you'll need more than wings to get your ass away from me. Don't try crawling either cause I'll just pull the leash back. Awww isn't that sweet you think your gonna get the vanilla version? Uh nope sorry baby waiting over 8 months your gonna get me fully unleashed flogging will feel like heaven, beware of my nails, teeth, restraints, and locks cause your not going to be able to move until I'm completely done and satisfied. That should only take an eight hour minimum though....just for starters

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:12:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: vampchick88

red bull? ha! you'll need more than wings to get your ass away from me. Don't try crawling either cause I'll just pull the leash back. Awww isn't that sweet you think your gonna get the vanilla version? Uh nope sorry baby waiting over 8 months your gonna get me fully unleashed flogging will feel like heaven, beware of my nails, teeth, restraints, and locks cause your not going to be able to move until I'm completely done and satisfied. That should only take an eight hour minimum though....just for starters


You know what Rubber? take it like a man. The above erases all sympathy which was very little that I was feeling for you. just nod say thank you very loudly and beg for more. *goes back to playing with my own boy and making notes to buy the bigger strap on for his breaking in*


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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:13:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: vampchick88

red bull? ha! you'll need more than wings to get your ass away from me. Don't try crawling either cause I'll just pull the leash back. Awww isn't that sweet you think your gonna get the vanilla version? Uh nope sorry baby waiting over 8 months your gonna get me fully unleashed flogging will feel like heaven, beware of my nails, teeth, restraints, and locks cause your not going to be able to move until I'm completely done and satisfied. That should only take an eight hour minimum though....just for starters


***GULP***
 
Mommy!!!  

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:19:54 PM   
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Nope, sorry hun not mommy. Vampy maybe it all depends on what words or vowels you can get through the ball gag.

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:20:33 PM   
rubberpet


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

quote:

ORIGINAL: vampchick88

red bull? ha! you'll need more than wings to get your ass away from me. Don't try crawling either cause I'll just pull the leash back. Awww isn't that sweet you think your gonna get the vanilla version? Uh nope sorry baby waiting over 8 months your gonna get me fully unleashed flogging will feel like heaven, beware of my nails, teeth, restraints, and locks cause your not going to be able to move until I'm completely done and satisfied. That should only take an eight hour minimum though....just for starters


You know what Rubber? take it like a man. The above erases all sympathy which was very little that I was feeling for you. just nod say thank you very loudly and beg for more. *goes back to playing with my own boy and making notes to buy the bigger strap on for his breaking in*



Geez, Crimson, with friends like you, I oughta be more thankful!  Your lack of sympathy is touching...thank you.
 
I love feigning resistance...maybe it will cause Mistress to get even rougher with me!

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:26:25 PM   
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Thats what i'm here for. more often to get you into trouble than out of it and depending what kind it is will be right there next to you laughing my head off or planning the big jail escape. I can't speak for her but I know it works for me of course I give plenty of reasons to squirm. its no fun if you just accept all of it right off the bat

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:26:55 PM   
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Hmmm bigger strap...maybe thats just what I need! Thanks Crimson!!!

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:40:03 PM   
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*bows* you're more than welcome.  

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 1:52:48 PM   
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Hey, you two!  Ease up on plotting my demise here, would ya!?
 
*looks left at Mistress who's licking Her luscious lips...looks right at Crimson who's laughing her ass off*
 
I don't have a good feeling about this!

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 2:02:13 PM   
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Its just the demise of your formely tight ass and most of your body's water content. And it could be worse at least you have an idea of whats coming. Would you rather be caught unawares?

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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 6:02:48 PM   
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rubberpet,
expect a wake up call at 4 am, recruit. I gaurentee that by april, you will be in top physical shape. Now hit the sack! MOVE IT! *goes off to find drill instructor uniform*

< Message edited by youngsubgeoff -- 2/17/2008 6:03:20 PM >


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RE: How horney are you? - 2/17/2008 7:31:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gaggedredhead

It's funny..I used to think I was horny all the time. Now that I have not been with anyone in a few months, I think about sex, but I think being horny, requires being hot for a particular someone, if that makes any sense.

So I guess I was always horny for a particular "someone" and now...blah. :(


Well, If I have a broken heart I am not horney for awhile/ So it could be that maybe?



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