subtee -> RE: Wanking fodder (2/11/2008 8:29:11 PM)
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What does one do when your collar of consideration is a bit too snug? In the above mentioned scenario, the collared of consideration is not able to properly execute the requested, nay, required blow jobs due to acute throatus constrictus, thus he or she is cummar--summarily reduced and demoted to a collar of "I'll think about it." In fact, this tactic is a formality as there is no way in hell he or she will be elevated nor erected back to his or her previous "swallows maximus" status, and therefore is no longer considerable...no matter how ample he or she is. It is for the best. Circle of life. Hakuna matata.
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