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The Tea Set - 2/11/2008 6:03:41 PM

InkedMaster

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother
who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old
and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken
among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was
one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the
evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After
several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup
of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him,
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get
water is the toilet??'

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/11/2008 6:19:47 PM

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ROFLMAO!! Thanks, Inked.. that was GREAT!!

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/11/2008 7:35:24 PM

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Oh, that is just priceless!!

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/12/2008 8:26:03 AM

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Ah yes, but it is being served to him with love and respect; so it should be alright.

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/26/2008 4:45:29 PM

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Looks like daddy missed the common sense obituary! XO

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/26/2008 6:45:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Ah yes, but it is being served to him with love and respect; so it should be alright.

that is sooo sick....

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RE: The Tea Set - 2/26/2008 8:50:43 PM

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Very cute!

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