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SeeksOnlyOne -> the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 1:45:56 AM)

Wise Old Jewish Man

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old
Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to
pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the
Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to
the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,
when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very
slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.
What's your name?

"Morris Fishbien," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the
Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 yea rs! That's amazing! What do you pray
for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews
and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to
stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely
as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60
years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking' wall."




seeksfemslave -> RE: the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 2:45:49 AM)

he he he he he he he




lauren0221 -> RE: the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 12:41:23 PM)

True and funny:)




Saratov -> RE: the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 6:14:21 PM)

I know some people like that.  About the same response.




hejira92 -> RE: the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 8:31:58 PM)

Cute joke, but, to be picky- Israel hasn't had control of the wall for 60 years- less than 40, and the female reporter would have had to be watching from quite a ways back as the wall is divided into sections for men and women.
 
Sorry, I've been there and it has great meaning to me.




ItalianSMistress -> RE: the wise old jewish man (2/13/2008 9:30:05 PM)

That was good




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