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MistressVnus -> RE: enslavement (2/13/2008 5:27:55 PM)

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36-38 inch waist,


Hahahahahha!! That was the shit!!!

Down here in Florida, we just tie a rope to 'em and use 'em for gator bait.

BTW...did you know gator tail is excellent when done in fondue!???[:D]



newlychaste -> RE: enslavement (2/13/2008 11:50:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: mynutts

I am looking to be enslave 4 live. I am in a bad marriage and do not want to go though a divorce again. I have been in this for 20+ years. I want to disappear for good and not ever seen again . can this happen?


Buck up and take responsibility for you actions and end your "bad" marriage first. Yes it really sucks not wanting to go through the hassle of a divorce yet you entered into the marriage in the first place thus you do have to share some responsibility for it. Me thinks you better be very careful on what you ask for as it is not always what you believe will happen,



Did I hear someone ask for a monkey paw to wish on?  :3

---
"The dude abides."



MisPandora -> RE: enslavement (2/14/2008 9:15:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: mynutts

I am looking to be enslave 4 live. I am in a bad marriage and do not want to go though a divorce again. I have been in this for 20+ years. I want to disappear for good and not ever seen again . can this happen?


Buck up and take responsibility for you actions and end your "bad" marriage first. Yes it really sucks not wanting to go through the hassle of a divorce yet you entered into the marriage in the first place thus you do have to share some responsibility for it. Me thinks you better be very careful on what you ask for as it is not always what you believe will happen,


*tongue in cheek*

And here I was going to suggest the OP send a copy of his post, a receipt for a diamond tennis bracelet he buys his new domina, and a loaded handgun in a nice box for his wife.  I'm certain she'll find a way for him to disappear for good.



MisPandora -> RE: enslavement (2/14/2008 9:17:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

No drums thanks - I've found a better way to "take care of my guests".

I save a fortune on food and there's no pesky evidence hanging about. Maybe you could send me some oregano and some coriander though please?

Do you fancy coming round for tea next week by the way? Its curry

E

I'm sorry I'm late.  I tripped over the shovel on my way in the house.  I do need to wash up first before tea.  I have lime all over me LOL



LadyFluke -> RE: enslavement (2/18/2008 9:51:01 PM)

Marvelous reference [:D] I haven't thought about that story in forever!





petpete -> RE: enslavement (2/19/2008 4:06:09 AM)

..
yes it can happen.. Get a grab of yournutts and repeat 3 times " i want to dissapear" see?? No one can see you now



VelvetMaam -> RE: enslavement (2/19/2008 6:32:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mynutts

I am looking to be enslave 4 live. I am in a bad marriage and do not want to go though a divorce again. I have been in this for 20+ years. I want to disapear for good and not ever seen again . can this happen?



Why is it that guys who can't cut it in a vanilla relationship think that being in a BDSM based one is going to somehow be much easier?



Aswad -> RE: enslavement (2/19/2008 7:50:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Join the french foreign legion?


I do believe this suggestion bears emphasizing.

I cannot think of any better advice anyone here could give the OP.

Health,
al-Aswad.



bschwimmer -> RE: enslavement (2/19/2008 7:57:14 AM)

I thought of the Legion once
looked up a recruiter



chezzy52 -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 2:07:05 AM)

Who are we dealing with here??A man or a woman??There is no profile but i will make an assumption here that it is a man.Translation:i am worth a couple of million dollars and i don't want to go throught the pain of parting with it!!You can always pull your lip up over your head and swallow...disappearance then would be an afterthought.



MmeGigs -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 4:57:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

No one can be this stupid and still make it to the egg. 



Sure they can.

I had a fellow come visit me from overseas about 10 years ago.  It was a weird but not unpleasant visit.  When he went home, I discovered that he had been hoping that I would keep him - take his ticket and passport and not let him leave.  I also discovered that he was married, and that no one - wife, kids, friends - knew where he had gone when he came to visit me.  His plan had been to disappear.  I know that he tried this with women other than me.  I bumped into him a little while ago - he's divorced and alone. 

At least the OP is up-front about his situation.  Not that I suspect that's going to get him any better results.



BlackPhx -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 7:34:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mynutts

I am looking to be enslave 4 live. I am in a bad marriage and do not want to go though a divorce again. I have been in this for 20+ years. I want to disapear for good and not ever seen again . can this happen?


You already are enslaved if it is a bad marriage and you are afraid to leave, Legally. Hand her the whip and take your medicine like a man.

poenkitten AKA MC 



LadyLolly -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 7:57:25 AM)

Once a runner, always a runner.
A divorce at the hands of a vanilla gal is nothing compared to what he'd get from any unscrupulous enough to be willing to accept his "gift" of slavery under these conditions.
But then, sometimes we do get what we deserve don't we?



bschwimmer -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 8:10:26 AM)

lolly
will your camp be like boy scout camp?



BlackPhx -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 1:44:32 PM)

Hmmm I would actually have to think about that for a moment..my last divorce left my Ex with 500$, the majority of the bills, the clothes on his back and headed back to Mama for a place to live. I sold the house, the property and the way I wrote the divorce agreement, I got back every dime I sunk into it before he saw a nickle. 3 years later he is still trying to get back on his feet.

I am not sure I could land a lash that would carry that much anguish and torment in the 15 minutes it took to have the Judge sign the divorce Decree.

poenkitten AKA MC and Grining to beat the band



LadyLolly -> RE: enslavement (2/20/2008 8:43:05 PM)

Sure, knotty boys eating brownies cooked over an open fire that used run away husbands for kindling ;>

Off topic - just PM me for info - k?. 



bschwimmer -> RE: enslavement (2/21/2008 9:19:28 AM)

friend of mine got kicked out for eating a brownie.
my fav knot is the handcuff knot
so when does camp open up do u have a campmaster?:>



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