BlackPhx -> Safewording the Physical Therapist (2/13/2008 10:33:06 AM)
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Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow! Ok there has to be someway to safeword when doing PT. Background: Back in October My Endocrinologist (From China) and I decided the thyroid had to go, it was pumping out enough Hormones for 3 people. RAI capsule later and it began it's descent into death (um anyone know where the thyroid goes after it dies?) and I was clear of radiation for Master and my 2nd Anniversary in November. We went out and had a great day except that i kept bumping into things and took a fall in a bathroom. Thankfully 2 women were in there as well adn helped me back up. My legs just left home without me for no reason I could fathom. Wash, rinse, repeat several times and I asked my Dr. what was going on. He said it's not from the thryoid, referred me to a Neurologist. If you are a masochist, and not getting enough pain in your life, go see a Neurologist. They have ways of torture that are devine and painful. Sensory Deprivation, balance and especially the long a** needles stuck into the muscles of your legs and then stimulated with electricity to test nerve convection. Trust me..I give good nerve. Several rounds of tests later, she refers me to P.T. Do I have a clue as to what's wrong? No. The Neurologist is Ukranian and her english and accent are so bad, my endocrinologist had to give me a clue as to what she said. He speaks better english. So now I get to go see the Physical Therapists. An appointment of testing first..Ok we are working on your balance and then...it began. I WANT A SAFEWORD!!!! 20 lb weights on each ankle, 20 each sidekicks, leg lifts, back kicks, front kicks. Now balance on this (gel ball pad), climb this (plastic steps), toe lifts (foam pads), peddle this (10 minutes, 20 lb resistence), arm crank (10 lb resistence, 10 minutes), walk forward blindfolded, backwards blindfolded, pony step (blindfolded), sit, get up, sit, get up and so forth for 1.5 hours. Here is the trick, there was no rest between until my balance got so bad I HAD to sit down and that is when they moved me to the stationary bike. Thanks to all this I have now bounced off 6 walls, have wonderful sore spots on my shoulders from the bouncing and my legs are threatening a divorce. Feh, not even a hint of subspace or orgasm to reward all this pain AND I have to pay for it. I have never paid for a Sadist in my life!!!!! So, anyone else have horror tales of Physical Therapy? poenkitten (wondering if Master could take over PT and save them some money)
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