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Rubber gloves - 2/13/2008 2:16:30 PM

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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when
you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of! the procedure ,
she burst ou t laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked

"I was just envisioning how condoms
are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always
Working!

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RE: Rubber gloves - 2/14/2008 6:21:20 PM

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RE: Rubber gloves - 2/19/2008 8:16:32 PM

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that's awesome!

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RE: Rubber gloves - 2/19/2008 11:06:19 PM

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as a person whose just turned 48, with early 20s children, and the way they look at me ... you know the look ... what would I know about sex, intimacy, life!

Then look at the generation that came before me, WWII to Vietnam Vets and wonder about all that I don't know about sex, intimacy, life.

of all the 'ism's i fear age-ism the most ... and wearing rubber gloves!

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RE: Rubber gloves - 2/26/2008 4:11:17 PM

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