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what would you do.... - 2/13/2008 3:13:05 PM

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if one day you woke up and ....

1)the chipucabra was sleeping next to you....
2)richard simmons was singing in your shower....
3)bush was making you breakfast in bed....
4)you woke up as the opposite sex...
5)you had a wedding ring on your finger that wasnt there before...

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/13/2008 3:19:02 PM

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1) Cal the press and hog tie that sneak lil bastard
2) flush the toilet to send him running out naked and then lock the door
3) wonder when I had died and why I was in hell
4) Wear the same clothes I always do and continue my search for a house boy
5) go find Diesel and beat him senseless for marrying me when I was drunk

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/13/2008 5:22:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

if one day you woke up and ....

1)the chipucabra was sleeping next to you....
2)richard simmons was singing in your shower....
3)bush was making you breakfast in bed....
4)you woke up as the opposite sex...
5)you had a wedding ring on your finger that wasnt there before...

1) Check to see if its IUD was intact.
2) Drop the soap and laugh at the ensuing hilarity.
3) Ask to look at his resume again when I taste burnt toast.
4) Write a list of people I'm about to mess with.
5) Think: Fuck. Engaged four times without ever going to the altar, and when it happens...I miss it?!?!?!

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/14/2008 6:03:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

if one day you woke up and ....

1)the chipucabra was sleeping next to you....
2)richard simmons was singing in your shower....
3)bush was making you breakfast in bed....
4)you woke up as the opposite sex...
5)you had a wedding ring on your finger that wasnt there before...

1) call PETA to get rid of this "animal"
2) Wonder what I did wrong to get this kind of punishment.
3) Get allergic to every single item of food he used and throw away my skillets.
4) Using my new "power" to find the gym where George clooney work out and following him to the shower :-p
5) Bless the fool who dare to marry me and get pregnant before he change His mind.

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/14/2008 6:12:20 AM

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I would go back to sleep....it was just a dream

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/14/2008 6:25:11 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

1)the chipucabra was sleeping next to you....
2)richard simmons was singing in your shower....
3)bush was making you breakfast in bed....
4)you woke up as the opposite sex...
5)you had a wedding ring on your finger that wasnt there before...

1) depends if it had eaten my kitties during the night
Y - beat the thing to death , N - ebay it
2) let him finish; a man who just installed a shower should have use of it
3) I've had bush for breakfast in bed before; it aint that good
4) be totally confused
5) check the chupacabra, R Simmons and Bush for the matching ring

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RE: what would you do.... - 2/14/2008 3:18:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

if one day you woke up and ....

1)the chipucabra was sleeping next to you....
2)richard simmons was singing in your shower....
3)bush was making you breakfast in bed....
4)you woke up as the opposite sex...
5)you had a wedding ring on your finger that wasnt there before...

1) Figure out what the hell it was and then probably feed it
2) Probably start singing with him
3) Tell him to forget breakfast...and climb in with me (What can I say? I have a real thing for authority figures)
4) Play with the dangly bits for a long time...I have always said if I had one of those, I would play with it all the time.
5) Call a deprogrammer because I was definately brainwashed sometime in the night.

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