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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:04:01 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b
And I’ll be there to perve them.


Isn't that from an old Jackson Five song?

"Just look over your shoulder, honey !"

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:05:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ok they're added..now let's see how long it takes for them to be approved... LOL


I doubt it will take Marc long.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:09:13 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: DesertRat
Yeah, "perv' is the new collarme colloquialism for "look at". The derivation is from a thread you probably missed in which we were talking about how the "president" of Pakistan always stares at your crotch when he's talking to you. So we called it "Musharrifing" for awhile and it just morphed into "Pervezing" and then to just "perv".

Hey, it's a living language.


Leave it to an archaeologist to dig up the facts. Great to see you, man.

(Be kind to the D-Rat. His career is in ruins.)

So anyway the silent "e" is disqualified? I'm glad we've got that sorted out.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:10:55 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Zensee

I like the narcissist feature. When you perve yourself you get that Who's Viewing Me in satisfying, fiery red.

You lookin' at me? I said, you lookin' at me?


Z.


Before "Zensee" were you considering "TravisPickle"?

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:14:06 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan



I'll take a Crimson Moan over a Red Whine any day.

And by "take" I mean: "take".

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:26:21 PM   
subtee


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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:33:23 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: heartcream

Noah, I took a look at your profile, and I remember looking at it before--You have an awesome way of writing down your thoughts and views. I like the more recent photo, the one taken after they invented color photography.


Shitfuck. I took a perve at this post (and its footnote) and thought: you have to credit this girl for her taste in rhythm players and forum posters.

And not only that.

Boot fetishists are a dime a dozen, you know. BootsyDSMophiles  are a little harder to find. You're in, heartcream. Having the way best screen name in the thread ices it.



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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:40:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I perved your profile Noah.  That color picture is hot!  I should critique it more when I have the time.  8) 


Maybe you should. When you have the time.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:45:41 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

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I should critique it more when I have the time. 


Ah, I'm flashing back to the good old days!



Flashing? Are you remembering the fireworks from the exhibitionism at the golf course?
(Can you believe we did that with Heather's parents there?)



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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:46:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Hahaha...I used to love to read Noah's journal entries when he would do that.


You know I hate hate it when you clamor.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:50:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subtee

Have you got some perv!


Depends how you perv at it.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 4:58:12 PM   
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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:06:03 PM   
subtee


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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:07:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Noah

In another thread I saw:

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I perv a lot of profiles.
...
~Christina
[Thanks blushes]

Is "perv" interchangeable with "look at" now? Or is some nuance escaping me?

(I usually chain them down pretty good)

Maybe perv is on its way to the sort of grammatical adaptability which "fuck" and "shit" used to have a lock on.

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



Your thoughts?

[thanks, blushes]





(I'm actually trying to figure out what the fuck the OP was trying to say....and I swear to GAWWWWWWWD.....I haven't smoked for months).

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:16:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: Noah

In another thread I saw:

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I perv a lot of profiles.
...
~Christina
[Thanks blushes]

Is "perv" interchangeable with "look at" now? Or is some nuance escaping me?

(I usually chain them down pretty good)

Maybe perv is on its way to the sort of grammatical adaptability which "fuck" and "shit" used to have a lock on.

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



Your thoughts?

[thanks, blushes]





(I'm actually trying to figure out what the fuck the OP was trying to say....and I swear to GAWWWWWWWD.....I haven't smoked for months).


FUCK

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:17:33 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: atursvcMaam

perv=purvey with lewd intent.   Just a guess, i am still fantasizing about x rated smurfs.


People like you give a whole new meaning to "Feeling blue."

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:19:13 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: subtee

See there? That didn't hurt a bit, did it?


You say that like its a good thing. What kind of sadomasochist are ya?

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:20:14 PM   
subtee


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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:22:25 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

(I'm actually trying to figure out what the fuck the OP was trying to say....and I swear to GAWWWWWWWD.....I haven't smoked for months).


If you have to ask you can't afford it, Griswold.

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RE: Perv this when you have a minute - 2/15/2008 5:25:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I take it to mean  see what their general kinky story is.

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