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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:38:57 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:39:55 PM   
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Washington, D. C. (AP) Reuters News Service Dateline 2/15/2008 12:56:03 PM. EDT.

Today, George Herbert Walker Bush, the Fourty-Sixth President of the United States, has signed into law, Executive order No. 1328. acclaiming Feburary 15th 'Butter Safety Day'.....He said, and I quote "Stick it up your ass"  end quote.

He presented the award to Thistle Grummage form  Dismal Seepage, Iowa, who was crowned "Miss Greasy Ass" at the Dutchess County Fair on August 12th, 2007 from a field consisting of over 120 contestants.

The president further stated, "I am proud of this bi-partisan legislation enacted in good faith"





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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:45:40 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:49:10 PM   
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Thanks subtee, now I've got a full visual of me dripping cheese from my nipples in the hot weather!!

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:55:29 PM   
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Par-kay....


I think this is bad advice, the trans-fats..........and you don't want your ass dripping some 'tastes just like butter' kinda jingle at work do you?

TheAdvertizingCouncil 


I've actually made my absolute highest and best effort towards being objective in this discussion...and I have to say...I'm certain that considering someones butter butt jingle "at work"...best effort...

(I'm struggling with this).

(Truly).

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:59:10 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:59:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		your earlier answer was MUCH better.....

OP I don't know all the safety ramifications of playing anally with butter...I do know that one that asks such a question on a public forum has much bigger problems to worry about than this activity. 

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:01:17 PM   
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*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys


Meh.....just stuff them cookies up your ass, the lower intestine is an amazingly complex organ. But, I will warn you, it ain't got no teeth, so you'll have to 'gum' it, but it has a voracious appetite and will suck up anything you stuff into it like a deathrow cocksucker just before the switch is activated.

It has no couth, you see.

Ron




Thats going to get mighty scratchy Ron ... yanno .. like biscuit crumbs in bed .. but even more unpleasant ...

you are such a clever man

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:07:07 PM   
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They are the ones that will carry me in your mind, day-to-day, and fascinate you.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:08:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's definitely safe.  You just end up shitting out of your mouth.  I saw it on South Park, season 8, episode 9 "Red Hot Catholic Love".

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:13:16 PM   
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your earlier answer was MUCH better.....

OP I don't know all the safety ramifications of playing anally with butter...I do know that one that asks such a question on a public forum has much bigger problems to worry about than this activity. 


What's wrong with asking an SM related question in an SM forum?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:14:25 PM   
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And I know it hurts you to say that, but them subtle humiliations?

They are the ones that will carry me in your mind, day-to-day, and fascinate you.

I ain't your average motherfucker.

Ron


so we have noticed ... examines her cookies with no small degree of speculation

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:22:17 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:27:43 PM   
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*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys


"EAT?"  You were considering putting a food item into your oral body cavity?

Edge-----y!

The the OP: No problem with putting that up there, like if both hands are full but you only want to make one more trip into the dining room.

Mind you, someone is bound to suggest inserting the butter dish cover and all. A matter of personal taste, I guess.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:30:15 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:53:20 PM   
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*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys


"EAT?"  You were considering putting a food item into your oral body cavity?

Edge-----y!

The the OP: No problem with putting that up there, like if both hands are full but you only want to make one more trip into the dining room.

Mind you, someone is bound to suggest inserting the butter dish cover and all. A matter of personal taste, I guess.


A few threads ago, PippieLongStockings did a fascinating thred on festive holiday decorations for the anal area, that I think was Nobel Prize winning;  hard hitting journalism........I might be talking out of turn here, but it kind of made me put on the old thinking cap..........I think that we can all stand to be tolerant of other forms of decorating the derrier... I never have personally thought of it as a food source, but perhaps my time in the vangard of haute coterie has come and gone.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:54:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: softness

*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys


"EAT?"  You were considering putting a food item into your oral body cavity?

Edge-----y!



yarp .. thats me ... you should see the kinky shit I get up to with my hair brush ... Its intense .. but I use it to brush my hair .. its not everyone's thing .. but I can run a demonstration for any who need it.



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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:57:01 PM   
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And I know it hurts you to say that, but them subtle humiliations?

They are the ones that will carry me in your mind, day-to-day, and fascinate you.

I ain't your average motherfucker.

Ron


so we have noticed ... examines her cookies with no small degree of speculation


And a large speculum (hopefully well chilled)

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:58:34 PM   
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Oh he could if he bloody well applied himself.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 6:59:10 PM   
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You can always make popcorn when you're done.  You'll already have the butter nice and warm.

Weren't you just saying that there's no such thing as a stupid question?


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