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Lumus -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:17:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Just a rather tongue in cheek question, wanting a good laugh on a Saturday afternoon. 
Does anyone have any ideas about who these men think they are? You know the ones I'm talking about the ones,that with one simple message ( be they sub or Dom) think you will run to them as fast as you can put your shoes on?
Do they really believe that, they (insolent and boorish) are all that and a bag of cheetos?
What are your opinions?

~"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet."
-Jack London~




I have yet to encounter a submissive of either gender hoping to win me over with one line.  That said...

Submit to My will, and in your surrender I shall grant you eternal bliss.

[8D]

One-liners can be classy...most are not.




atursvcMaam -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:26:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Wondering how my boots got into this......[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image]


i can't imagine how anyone got past those eyes, Ma'am.
a footnote from the department of redundancy department. They are spectacular, and it bears repeating.




sweetwenchie -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 4:09:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

maybe they are betting on averages?  Send that type of email to 1000 people, hope at least one will drop to her knees and start worshipping at the temple of cock?


Sweetwenchie, can you help me please?  I mapquested "temple of cock" and nothing came up.... Could you just send me the directions?  I'd really appreciate it...

*gets out my passport and calls the travel agent...


If you believe the guys in California it is right here! [;)]  Come on over!




BlackPhx -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 5:04:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

I have yet to encounter a submissive of either gender hoping to win me over with one line.  That said...

Submit to My will, and in your surrender I shall grant you eternal bliss.

[8D]

One-liners can be classy...most are not.



LOL...thank you, you have all just made my morning considering another thread Master and I have replied on, and nearly sprayed my expresso all over my screen. Lumus, that is indeed an excellent 1-liner. Between your picture and that line, I might have actually responded with more than 1 line back were I looking. You would have caught my attention.

poenkitten




Leatherist -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 6:54:02 AM)

Narcissism  tends to be related to.....

"no limits idiocy" [:D]




mnottertail -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 6:58:57 AM)

I couldnt do the whole thread but I gotta say;

Mister Bigstuff!!!!

Hope I am the first.

Ron




BlackPhx -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 7:29:13 AM)

Well, it is kind of ironic to come across this thread so soon after have just that kind of attitude rubbed in my face this morning. So yeah there are quite a few dominants who feel they don't need to compete to be successful and all the women flock to them just because they are compatible with thier needs. Still If I do a genral search on any give state on Collar Me a whole lot more blue shows up then pink that means not every dominant is going to get a submissive and with a couple greedy fellows taking up two or more and a number of submissives looking for a female touch a lot of male dominants are going to do without. Now I know part of being a Dominant is having an ego and unfailing confidence in ones own ability and that is in part what attracts submissives to us in the first place. But, to let it blind you to the point of not recognizing the odds are stacked against you then bind you to limited action in your pursuit does not make a great deal of sense to me. Of course we dominants could share our submissives and slaves fixing the shortage problem entirely (yeah that is going to happen [:D]). I can not help noticing the people who put up the idea they are "All that and two bags of Cheetos and a Ding Dong" refered to themselevs as seasoned (mmmm roasted dom) or experienced, or worldly, or strong, and others who do not share thier opinions as insecure, childish, inexperienced or weak. They also sit with manly macho poses in thier pictures. Why would they go through the effort to prop them selves up in thier posts undermine the value of others and not have picture posted of them first thing in the morning unshaved and disheveled (note to self for the to do list) if they were not attempting to bolster thier image to appear interesting, manly, and strong. Don't get me wrong it is thier perogative and there is nothing wrong or demeaning with this attitude and I wish them all the success in the world with thier approach. I have my poenkitten and secure enough in our relationship to not even be remotely worried about Lumus sensational one liner that attracted her attention. But if we were still in the exploritory stages and she had not yet fully commited to me as her Master and if Lumus was the least bit interested in poen, both of us would be doing our damnest to convice her we were the most compatiable, most worthy, and the most capable dominants/sadists to meet her needs.  

Damn I am rambiling on  again

The way too reflective dominant
BlackPhx

"I am not kissing your ass, I am dominanting it with powerful blows from my lips"




Sinergy -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 7:36:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

Kneel, bitch

Edited to Add : (It's gonna work this time. I know it is)


Personally, I dont care of she is on her knees, a submissive who is bitching really does not turn me on.

Sinergy




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 8:29:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Do they really believe that, they (insolent and boorish) are all that and a bag of cheetos?
What are your opinions?


i guess so - i had 2 marriage proposals from male submissives last week.  one of them begged me to be his Mistress willing and ready to serve me.

i hate breaking hearts  *weg*




Griswold -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 9:47:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Wondering how my boots got into this......[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image]


I just looked at your pictures.

Thigh high boots belong in every conversation.




Dnomyar -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 9:58:34 AM)

You poor women in here. Crying because some unattractive woman got the good looking man. Now your stuck with the ones at the bottom of the barrel.




Lashra -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 10:00:30 AM)

I don't care who they are, I have the man I want so I just ignore them.

~Lashra




Raechard -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 10:55:33 AM)

I don't know, who are they?




randian -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:06:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
/quote]

I have yet to encounter a submissive of either gender hoping to win me over with one line.  That said...

Submit to My will, and in your surrender I shall grant you eternal bliss.

[8D]

One-liners can be classy...most are not.



Oh my, GREAT line!!! Actually, isn't that the phrase carved over the door to the Temple?

[:D]

randian




nwcutie102 -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:17:19 PM)

many of us submissive women are hard working, educated, responsible, smart and independent. thus, the need for feminine reinforcement in our personal lives. to feel like a real women, not assuming traditional male roles.




SageFemmexx -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:19:52 PM)

I don't think it's just male subs, I get one-liners from female ones too. They generally write 21/f/ bi in........somewhere. I usually type back--sooo?

And speaking of dominants, why don't they ever mention in their profiles that they live with their mommy? It seems to be a detail they forget to add.

Is a dominant living with his mom, better or worse than one living with a vanilla wife?

Just thinking,

Sage




kallisto -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 2:49:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Just a rather tongue in cheek question, wanting a good laugh on a Saturday afternoon. 
Does anyone have any ideas about who these men think they are? You know the ones I'm talking about the ones,that with one simple message ( be they sub or Dom) think you will run to them as fast as you can put your shoes on?
Do they really believe that, they (insolent and boorish) are all that and a bag of cheetos?
What are your opinions?

~"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet."
-Jack London~



I think they  think they are all that and a bag of cheetos - they think being the operative phrase.   Some are hilarious and I laugh til I cry.  Some make me go wth?  Others, well I just sit there for a bit before hitting delete.   Makes for interesting reading [:D]




HerLord -> RE: Who do they think they are??? (2/17/2008 4:21:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: luvnchains

Just a rather tongue in cheek question, wanting a good laugh on a Saturday afternoon. 
Does anyone have any ideas about who these men think they are? You know the ones I'm talking about the ones,that with one simple message ( be they sub or Dom) think you will run to them as fast as you can put your shoes on?
Do they really believe that, they (insolent and boorish) are all that and a bag of cheetos?
What are your opinions?



Well, being "All that and a bag of cheetos," with dip, even I know better than to think a one line one message Intro will win the soul, heart, body, and mind of one worthy of my protection. It would take at least a picture of my cock.




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