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Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/16/2008 6:55:40 PM

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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/16/2008 8:34:56 PM

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/16/2008 8:41:03 PM

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lolol

A Scotsman woulda had a dirk in the hand as well as the breast *grin*

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/17/2008 12:30:15 AM

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quote:

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lolol

A Scotsman woulda had a dirk in the hand as well as the breast *grin*

<----Note to self.....GreedyTop is into Scotts with knives.

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/17/2008 5:38:04 AM

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yumm.... kilts, knives... YAY!

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/17/2008 6:19:12 PM

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*gets out my book Outlander about Scots with knives, swoons when I read the part where Jamie Fraser spanks his wife....

Oh lord help me....

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/17/2008 7:09:28 PM

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god, I love the Outlander books.,... *melt*

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RE: Irishman walks into a bar.... - 2/17/2008 7:14:08 PM

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hmmm... Im wondering if I should post my kilt pics on my profile....

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