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subversiveone -> the weirdest turn on.... (9/14/2005 8:25:25 PM)

ok, i just got reaally turned on by bubble gum... ummm ya.
no, it wasn't in someone's mouth, it was this huge blob being mixed on the Science channel!
the show was "How it's Made" and they briefly covered Double Bubble the classic bubblegum...
what's up with that?? hehh a food fetish is one thing but gobs of soft pink resin?!?

oh! gotta go, now they're doing fireworks and im a pyro fool ;)



sub4hire -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/14/2005 8:28:24 PM)


So gum holding the firework down would get you all hot and bothered?

I think I saw the bubble gum show about a year ago....just love watching that stuff.



subversiveone -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/14/2005 8:44:30 PM)

rofl gloria! it was the sight of the gum getting churned that was oddly erotic, it looked a little like flesh but i don't want to go there....



FangsNfeet -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/14/2005 8:53:51 PM)

I love it when I hear a woman give a full and powerful beltch. I could care less if a guy can beltch or not. But when a woman hits a 7 or more on the ricter scale with or without the aide of downing a pint, "Oh BABY!!"



subversiveone -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 2:05:19 AM)

yes but do Your nipples get hard when You sneeze?

that's the best ;)

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sub4hire -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 2:58:37 PM)

If we are going for turn ons, mine would quite clearly be a man with supreme intellect.

Well anyone as far as that goes. Someone who can cut through the bullshit at a rapid pace.



darkinshadows -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 3:34:06 PM)

Music - yup.

I can orgasm just to a few bars...

Ah... wheres my radio....

Peace and love



frenchpet -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 3:41:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dark~angel

Music - yup.

I can orgasm just to a few bars...

Ah... wheres my radio....

Peace and love

I really should learn to play an instrument.

radio ? http://www.shoutcast.com/
radio recorder ? http://www.stationripper.com/



Pavel -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 3:45:52 PM)

For me it's intelligent conversation. If my brain hurts like it's been worked out, (as opposed to hurts it's just been exposed to conversation with inane people), then let's just say I'm a bit revved up.

That said it's poor form to pounce on some unsuspecting female who just happens to seem really bright. Giving a short warning like "incomeing," or possibly pretending you're shoveing her out of the way of somthing dangerous (attack moths!), usually goes over better.




frenchpet -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/15/2005 4:08:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Pavel

For me it's intelligent conversation. If my brain hurts like it's been worked out, (as opposed to hurts it's just been exposed to conversation with inane people), then let's just say I'm a bit reved up.


Same here. Although intersted I'm actually quite ignorant concerning Art (I know a bit more about History and way too much about Science). Anyway, a friend of mine has an impressive knowledge of literature and philosophy, and she always turns me on when we talk for hours about history, literature, history of sex, philosophy, sex in literature, poetry, and of course history of sex in literature... (we sometimes talk about sex, too). OK, she's kinda cute, but her conversation makes me see her as the ultimate sex bomb. It even turns me on as surely as dancing with a brazilian sex bomb... OK, not quite.



FangsNfeet -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/16/2005 8:44:12 AM)

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For me it's intelligent conversation. If my brain hurts like it's been worked out


A challenging game of chess win or loose also turns me on.



clover -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/17/2005 9:00:12 AM)

Apparently this isn't as weird as I thought, but competition and debate are huge turn ons. Especially with a good competitor, and especially if I lose. Hm...correlation between that and my love of play rape scenes?
Oh, and gloves...any kind of glove, on or off somebody. It's not really strong enough to be a fetish for me, but it definitely turns me on. Well, except for medical gloves, which I see too much in everyday life. Mostly leather gloves, opera gloves, etc.



FLButtSlut -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/17/2005 10:38:31 PM)

My turn ons seem really mundane compared to bubble gum! But there are two things about a man that really just get me so totally hot. One is if he can cook, and I mean really cook, not make mac n cheese or soup, but something that requires some thought and use of spices. The other is I get totally turned on by men who can fix things! Broken stereo? No problem. Bought some build it yourself type of furniture? Great, hand me a screw driver. I'm talking about the guys who are just handy. They don't read the directions or go look it up somewhere, they just KNOW. The car, household stuff, whatever it is, they just know how to fix it.

My ex husband couldn't boil water and didn't even know how to check the oil in a car. Guess there might be a correlation there someplace.....



LadyJC -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 8:14:23 AM)

I have to agree a man who can really cook is amazing I'm kind of seeing this guy who wants to go to chef school and I'm like OMG a man who can actually cook miracles do happen. LOL.
Also I love men with big shoulders, I think it has something to do with security or something, but a guy with nice broad shoulders is like wow. Not to mention good with kids.
My ex came to meet my family played with the kids so well I was like ready to throw him against anything and screw him. Those are my three biggest turn ons.
LadyJC



JohnWarren -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 8:59:24 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyJC

I have to agree a man who can really cook is amazing I'm kind of seeing this guy who wants to go to chef school and I'm like OMG a man who can actually cook miracles do happen. LOL.
Also I love men with big shoulders, I think it has something to do with security or something, but a guy with nice broad shoulders is like wow. Not to mention good with kids.
My ex came to meet my family played with the kids so well I was like ready to throw him against anything and screw him. Those are my three biggest turn ons.
LadyJC


I combine two of your kinks. I can cook... well with kids.

[apologies to Shel "I love children, yes I do, fried, boiled or in a stew."]



junecleaver -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 2:54:48 PM)

The movie Closer...but I'm guessing that's not really all that odd. I was just watching it today lol

someone smarter than me. teachers =\ i get girl crushes on hot professors all the time. losing to someone better than me. Guys that are -just- the right size, not rock hard, but not "fat."



fastlane -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 4:17:06 PM)

I watched a dog, sniff a kitty...and the kitty appeared to enjoy it...her back was arching and her tail high............turned me on.....Gawd, I'm a sick puppy!


(Gawd, I'm a sick puppy) expression...get you minds out of the deep, deep, gutter!



KatyLied -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 4:26:49 PM)

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I watched a dog, sniff a kitty


You are all over that, ain't ya?

lol



UtopianRanger -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 4:45:34 PM)

I'm turned on by a Lady with good taste, who knows the intricacies of a good wine list. I'm also turned on by a Lady with cojones, who is adventuresome.


- The Ranger






subversiveone -> RE: the weirdest turn on.... (9/19/2005 5:10:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger
I'm also turned on by a Lady with cojones,
- The Ranger

Is that anything like croissants? lol
But seriously folks, the biggest turn on in a man is the ability to love you and hisself at the same time, and both passionately/completely!

other turn ons:
men.........................vs...............................women
goatees, well trimmed..........................loving their bodies
manicured nails....................................beautiful voices
love of dogs/children............................artistic in one way or another
singing in the shower............................cheek peach fuzz
big booming laughter............................girly giggles
loving my cooking................................teaching me how to cook something
en generale, symmetry, coordinating colors/shapes, dog butts, cherry-n-almond scents, bleached white towels



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