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Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/19/2008 6:22:06 AM

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Everyone on earth dies and goes to heaven God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! The other line had only one man. Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/19/2008 11:15:10 AM

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
that was great!

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/19/2008 8:02:30 PM

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*snickers* cute.

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/20/2008 7:41:19 AM

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Might be funnier if it weren't so likely to be true...

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/21/2008 6:18:50 PM

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**smirks**

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/22/2008 8:38:23 AM

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hahahahahaha funny

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RE: Waiting at the Pearly Gates....... - 2/26/2008 4:16:57 PM

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