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Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 6:27:26 AM   
parttimehotty


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Status: offline 		...  Edna and Bill were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 96 years old. Every night, they would meet in the TV room. Edna would passively hold Bill's penis, and they would watch TV for an hour or so.

It wasn't much, but it was all they had. One night Bill didn't show up. He didn't show up for the next two nights either.Edna assumed he was dead, but then she saw him happily wandering about the grounds.

She confronted him and said: "Where were you these past couple of nights?"
He replied: "If you must know, I was with another woman".
"Bastard!" she cried. "What were you doing?".
"We do the exact same thing that you and I do," he answered.
"Is she prettier or younger than I am?" she asked.
"Nope, she looks the same, and she is 98 years old," Bill replied.
"Well then, what does she have that I don't?" Edna asked.

Bill smiled slyly and said: "Parkinson's disease"

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 8:15:34 AM   
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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 8:23:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		that is just sick and wrong!! LOLOLOL

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 8:24:43 AM   
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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 11:16:21 AM   
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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 11:17:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		lmfao!  Oh that is so bad...  i like it!

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/19/2008 6:16:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		*twitches* oh god oh god...so wrong...so why am i laughing so hard!      

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/21/2008 5:41:47 AM   
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RE: Why Her?? - 2/21/2008 7:47:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Best kind of joke, an involuntary laugh then an oh shit i shouldnt be laughing at this

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/21/2008 8:13:55 AM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		Hey I hope I am getting as much as this other woman when I am 98....

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/23/2008 8:24:00 PM   
lambnlionskin


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Status: offline 		Best ever. Unfriginbelieveable.

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RE: Why Her?? - 2/26/2008 3:08:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's so bad it's good!!! LOL! XO

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RE: Why Her?? - 8/22/2008 9:52:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL  so wrong... but so funny too.

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RE: Why Her?? - 8/22/2008 4:06:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Its funny and wrong! Yay!

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