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parttimehotty -> BDSM Slogans (2/19/2008 6:48:15 AM)
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This isn’t fully one sided in the joke area. And, well, it’s not as racy as much of stuff. So, we’ll try it here.
If you aren’t familiar with a lot of American slogans, this probably won’t mean much to you. Enjoy!
(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a scene. Any questions? –Anti-Drug Foundation
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why does a man have a hole in his penis? To get some air to his brain
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? One US leader.
Don’t beat subs without it. –American Express
What would you do for a spreader bar? –Klondike
Get a piece of the crop. –Prudential
Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don’t. –Mounds & Almond Joy
BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! –Pepsi-Cola
Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. –Timex
You deserve a spank today -McDonald’s
This is not your father’s S+M -Oldsmobile
Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge
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