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Former President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates - 2/19/2008 9:59:21 AM

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Former President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton".

"What bad things did you do on Earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn't hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' Don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering but don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

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RE: Former President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates - 2/19/2008 8:03:29 PM

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lol.....i like that one.

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RE: Former President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates - 2/21/2008 6:23:24 PM

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lol

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