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littleone35 -> Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 3:14:44 PM)

Master has this funny thing he does during nipple play he will grab them and twist(not to hard but enough to make me gasp) and start singing twist and shout.  He said you see sweetheart i twist and you shout.  (grins)  He thinks he is funny, but it is cute.

Anyone here who have Dom/me that have a strange sense of humor like my Master?

Matt's littleone





GACoupleSeeking -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 4:15:05 PM)

Both my husband and I have a wicked sense of humor.  We both know the need for seriousness in scening, but sometimes humor is called for. I have a paddle with bunny fur on one side and pink leather on the other. We call it the "Little Bunny Foo-foo" paddle. When I use it sometimes I make a subbie sing the Little Bunny Foo-foo song while they get paddled. It is a great laugh and people now ask me at play parties if I will use the Little Bunn Foo-foo paddle on them.
 
As long as everyone is having fun I say go for it!




StormsSlave -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 4:41:28 PM)

I'm not going into detail, and I'll probably be spanked for this, but we had to pause for an hour one night so My Lord could laugh at his own Crank Yankers jokes. "Yeah, I can bring two of my friends...." Funny stuff!




breatheasone -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 4:43:25 PM)

YES!...my Master and I were checking in to a room this one time, and He was attempting to pay me a compliment by telling the guy that was checking Us in that I was "A hot person" but it came out..."Shes a hot piece....".....LMAO...I literally fell laughing...OMG....it was TOO funny...To this day Master calls me His "Hot piece of person"[:D]




probablyknowme -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 4:58:46 PM)

I never laughed so hard in scene as I did when I was told...this one is going to hurt! with that great big sadistic grin on His face.





subsnow -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 5:04:09 PM)

One time Daddy had me get him a marker and stand in front of him naked. He started writing something above my va JJ (as my sister would call it). I was expecting it to say something like "slut" or "whore" or something like that. When I looked down I saw the words "Landing Strip." We were both laughing so hard after that.




breatheasone -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 5:18:06 PM)

There was this other time that Master had come back to the room from work(we were on a business trip) and I was waiting for Him knelt down, forehead to the floor when He walked in. I smiled to myself when I heard the door open, and grinned before I could help myself, when I heard Him make that little growl noise He does sometimes when Hes well pleased or very turned on He came over...and began to inspect me...He had me get on my back on the floor....He was talking to me in that "voice"....my "river was a flowin" (if you dig what i'm sayin) then He looked at my chest(i had old bruises on my breasts that were very yellow looking) and said as straight as you please...."Do you have jaundice?" I immediately lost it....and busted out laughing and so did He! So that mood was broken, but We replaced it with that giggly laughing sex....thats always fun TOO[:D]




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 5:40:30 PM)

Oh I've spread the theory for years that it's genetic.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 7:21:38 PM)

My Master's favorite game is Ham Radio. He get me on His lap, "plugs me in, and twists my knobs."




obagaar -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/20/2008 11:15:24 PM)

My Daddy is from Montreal, so of course I tease him that I root for the Toronto Maple Leafs[It's a rivalry thing, The Montreal Canadians and the Leafs]. Which of course will result in spankings, which to me is a win-win situation.




PrizedPosession -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/21/2008 12:23:58 AM)

Go Toronto!

Daddy was playing with my toes and all of a sudden He goes "this lil piggy went to market..." and it was cute because His grandma taught Him that but He's always assumed it was her thing and no one elses.

Also when we are talking on AIM He has this joke of riding me back home.




adoracat -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/21/2008 12:33:38 AM)

the very first time Daddy and i were together, i was so nervous....i knew i was safe, and it was obvious as anything that he was very happy with me, but i was still just shaking.

he began telling me jokes, using the swedish chef voice from the muppet show.  he still does that when he wants to make me laugh....or i tell him he looks all Domly-Dom in his three stooges boxers.  [:D]

kitten, laughing remembering.




colouredin -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/21/2008 3:14:29 AM)

Sir always tells jokes, "this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you" is a fave line of his, becuase he has two of us he will try and make the other laugh while hes caning one because it makes the one laughing feel guilty and the one being caned blush

He also has an obbsession with sticking marbles up peoples noses, god knows why he says "its a cheap giggle and I do it cos i can" 




wisteriaV -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/22/2008 5:16:24 AM)

Master is a computer geek and builds the things. When he tried to explain the difference between  slaves, I made the comment that I didn't know computers had slaves ( is a puter geek term too)  he laughed.




tigerseye -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/22/2008 12:06:44 PM)

the funniest thing that ever happened in bed (and he'll probly punish me for this *grins*) but we had just finished, it's really late and we had been talking about what i had liked about some of the new things he tried with me.  i answered then asked him the same thing, next thing i know he murmors "and i had 5, 6 armor"  (he plays WoW and is a dork)  i died laughing and he laughed too when he realized he had just fallen asleep and said what he said.

i still tease him about it *giggles*

he also gives me dog kisses *shudders* ewww




meticulousgirl -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/22/2008 12:12:15 PM)

M.S. does the same thing only without the singing in the middle....

that's histarical

~meticulous~




chatondamore -> RE: Twist and Shout (2/23/2008 12:35:00 AM)

Not my Master, but my boyfriend is obsessed with my nose. He loves to kiss it, and constantly tries to hold me to down to give me buffalo kisses (where you seal your mouth over someones nose and blow, so the air is blown out the bottom's mouth). He's done it when he's had me tied up and completely helpless. I always know when i'm in a good sub-space because I let him do it to me without a struggle.




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