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LaTigresse -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/21/2008 12:53:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

A moldy vagina is a serious thing LaT.. and just imagine the fine details that a latex mold of a moldy vagina would hold! How much mold can a vagina mold mold, if that vagina mold holds mold?


There should be a song in there somewhere......or at least a tongue twister. Maybe an infomercial?

Where is Billy Mays when you need him?




mnottertail -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/21/2008 12:55:13 PM)

another cure for something, I am sure

Alexander Fleming




lauren0221 -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/21/2008 1:04:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


There should be a song in there somewhere......or at least a tongue twister. Maybe an infomercial?

Where is Billy Mays when you need him?



Falling off my chair laughing - imagining the informercial.




LaTigresse -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/21/2008 1:11:11 PM)

I was laughing to myself as it came to me.

Self entertainment.......scary maybe, but good.




domiguy -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/21/2008 5:03:15 PM)

I would think to get a good reproduction of the interior of the vagina...The sub would have to be disemboweled. I would think that most subs knowing the happiness that their plastered pussy would bring to me would be willing to make the sacrifice....But ya never know... People are so selfish today.




stripmymanhood -> RE: Mold your vagina? (2/22/2008 8:31:20 AM)

not having a vagina...not sure i can say this for sure...but why would one let someone enjoy their vagina without pleasing them as well?  maybe there's something i'm not following...but you are the one attached to your vagina, and your reactions and contractions are what makes it your vagina...or am i misisng the point?




GreedyTop -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 8:38:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I would think to get a good reproduction of the interior of the vagina...The sub would have to be disemboweled. I would think that most subs knowing the happiness that their plastered pussy would bring to me would be willing to make the sacrifice....But ya never know... People are so selfish today.


awww,, poor Domi




Jeffff -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 8:46:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I would think to get a good reproduction of the interior of the vagina...The sub would have to be disemboweled. I would think that most subs knowing the happiness that their plastered pussy would bring to me would be willing to make the sacrifice....But ya never know... People are so selfish today.


While a sub may refuse you. If you had a slave she would have no rights. Therefore If you disemboweled her it would only prove how deep her slavery went. She would be honored by it.
There is your answer My Friend. subsusie needs to become slavesusie. Problem solved

Jeffwey




ExSteelAgain -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 11:23:33 AM)

The subject reminds me of ads that used to run in the back of magazines.
"Instant Pussy"

Remember those?




Jeffff -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 11:25:33 AM)

LOL...yes I do..

Jeff




carlie310 -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 11:31:31 AM)

Mold in the vagina. . .is yeast a mold?  




allcatsaregrey -> RE: Mold your vagina? (2/22/2008 11:49:59 AM)

When I first skimmed the boards, I thought this said, "Mold in your vagina," and for a nanosecond, thought it was some type of creative, dirty punishment. Yuck! I can't stand mold in my bathroom, if it came near my vagina, I'd just about die!

Anyway, I'm not sure about the logistics of these vagina molds, but I think it would be neat to have a squishy, life-like model of my vulva 'n' love-hole. I would probably play with it more often than the real thing!




LaTigresse -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 11:56:47 AM)

Mu ahahahahahhhhhhhhh




Jeffff -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:06:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: carlie310

Mold in the vagina. . .is yeast a mold?  


They use yeast to make beer.....pussy flavored beer? I can't wait for the commercials

Auggie  Busch




Lucylastic -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:10:30 PM)

I thought it might be moss.....grows in damp places ?????its green and spongy(all that moisture)  but i hear it only grows on the north side?
just call me misss mossypussy(said in a Sean Connery , James Bond voice)
Lushy




Jeffff -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:14:01 PM)

Niceshly shaid.

Dom, Jeff Dom




Lucylastic -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:17:17 PM)

Dammit Jeff, I just got a shiver, snickers
Lushy




BLKMADONA -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:17:38 PM)

LMAO!! *falling outta mah chair* Hmmm
I see mold...moss....dammit man...we are in a drought! Turn her over and plant some seeds!!!




Jeffff -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:20:02 PM)

Mish Moshshy Pushy needsh sheeds?

Dom, Jeff Dom




mnottertail -> RE: Mold in your vagina? Tilex is the cure!! (2/22/2008 12:23:27 PM)

Barebreasted Lance Vapid, having tied Sha'nika Adams to the Ancient Sassafras Tree that identified the old plantation in the moonlight, began uncoiling his whip, carelessly, and, almost as an afterthought he rended her panties from her heaving  bucking hips-------saying, goddam girl, what kinda spanish moss thing you got going on down there? Some roquefort lookin shit there, dawg............

To Be Continued....
Harlequin Romance Novelist  




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