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BlkTallFullfig -> How Many Supporters to Screw a Bulb (9/17/2005 12:46:19 AM)
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I don't know who wrote this, but I saw it and wanted to share: [:D] M
> How many members of the Bush administration does it
> take to change a light bulb?
>
> Ten.
>
> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be
> changed;
>
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says
> the
> light bulb needs to be changed;
>
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
> bulb;
>
> 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they
> are
> either for changing the light bulb or for eternal
> darkness;
>
> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
> Halliburton for the new light bulb;
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
> janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner
> 'Bulb Accomplished';
>
> 7. One administration insider to resign and in
> detail
> reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the
> whole
> time;
>
> 8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
> how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
> policy all along;
>
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
> difference between screwing a light bulb and
> screwing
> the country.
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