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Level -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:16:20 PM)
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny "If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono "I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin "Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?" - Don Rickles

xBullx -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:21:19 PM)
"Nobody is born that stupid; your training regiment must be impressive!"

xBullx -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:27:14 PM)
"Your personality bears an equitable relationship to a beer fart, both linger too long and stink up the joint."

xBullx -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:29:53 PM)
" you have got to be shit to me; I mean shittin' me" These are all Bullian originals....I'm a gifted insulticon................

JoanieHoney2001 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:54:33 PM)
My brother uses this one "The best part of you ran down your mother's leg" Kind of gross imagery

bleusparkles -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:56:16 PM)
I love how these were all in reply to me! Haha! quote: ORIGINAL: xBullx "Your personality bears an equitable relationship to a beer fart, both linger too long and stink up the joint."

xBullx -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:57:25 PM)
Gotta love me!!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: bleusparkles I love how these were all in reply to me! Haha! quote: ORIGINAL: xBullx "Your personality bears an equitable relationship to a beer fart, both linger too long and stink up the joint."

girlygurl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:59:23 PM)
"You remind me of my mother" [8D] girly (daughter of mommy dearest)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 5:41:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Replied to a email from a troll and my reply was "what an arrogant cumbag, you need something worthwhile for me to suck on so keep playng with your stuffed animals" now bear, you stop that... you are making me moist from the humiliation of it.

Lumus -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 5:56:29 PM)
"Keep talking, I'm starting to enjoy the smell of shit."

carlie310 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 6:30:53 PM)
"Sperm burping gutter whore" is a personal favorite.

daisymae03 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 6:33:23 PM)
what about cum guzzling gutter slut/ quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 "Sperm burping gutter whore" is a personal favorite.

GreedyTop -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 6:43:57 PM)
"you should be arrested for stealing the oxygen that actual humans could be using"

carlie310 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 6:47:20 PM)
The most painful insult I've ever received was "Sometimes you act just like your mother." Doesn't sound bad until you realize that my dad was the one who delivered it, I was (I think) 20, and they'd been divorced for 15 years.

favesclava -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 8:26:30 AM)
someone here sent me a message that said he couldnt look at my fat ass.he didnt know in my culture a fat ass is a compliment. my favorite has to be when i was told to go back where i came from. i answered lets all go back as a matter of fact lets make it retroactive and you can go back where your family came from.

camille65 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 8:29:57 AM)
Awwww I want a bubble butt dang it.My insult is 'I'm simply not going to bother with someone so dim that a firefly seems brighter'. Yeah okay I just made that one up lol, I kinda suck at handing out insults.

GreedyTop -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 8:34:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop "you should be arrested for stealing the oxygen that actual humans could be using" ETA: this is one I used on someone that insisted I must be a guy since I wouldn't cam with him.

BlueHnS -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 9:01:45 AM)
No ( insert name here ) you don't even rate as mild annoyance, you've been downgraded to mere pest. Now be a dear and get me the flyswatter.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 9:07:30 AM)
a womans place is in the kitchen. a mans place is in the crapper.

rubberpet -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 9:36:04 AM)
You geriatric fucktard! Millions of sperm and THAT'S the way you were made! You Bolivian bovine buttfucker! You Malaysian monkey molester! It's people like you that make me believe in vasectomies! What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket! Run along and die now! I bet I'd really miss you if you were gone. Let's test that theory! Talking to you is like wearing a shitty diaper...it's warm at first, but after a while, it just irritates your ass! You could fuck up a wet dream!

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