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MissHarlet -> The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 10:35:44 AM)

Compliment you received on the boards?

I just received this from a 27 yr old I had never spoken to before.

"Maam, to be frank with you, i must say your lovely.
At your age, infact your a queen."
ROFL Definately my vote for worst ...




xxblushesxx -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 10:40:12 AM)

"With lips and eyes that scream subbie, how could anyone ever mistake you for vanilla?"

Lucky for me he lived on the opposite coast. That was Hawt!!




swtnsparkling -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 10:42:30 AM)

 Out of the blue the "dom" said, sorry but your to old to have my children.




sweetwenchie -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 10:48:44 AM)

i don't know if i can call this a compliment... hell, i really don't know what to call it, but just got it in my cmail a moment ago. 

Here’s a proposal:  Let’s live out your fantasies by your being the current White House regime and I will be the Judgment of History.  Just imagine how wildly I am going to fuck you up the ass.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 10:57:51 AM)

the most romantic message ever received from a secret admirer:

Touch a woman's heart, ~ you get her love~ Touch a woman's mind, ~you get her interest~ Touch a woman's soul, ~you get passion beyond your wildest dreams~ Touch all of them at once, ~you get total surrender

*swoons*




MissHarlet -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 11:00:42 AM)

Wow that is a great compliment !!! I would swoon too and Im a big ole tough Dominant <wink >




swtnsparkling -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 11:14:27 AM)

at the Fetish Flea couple years ago I started my own compliment
"I'm a pretty good sub"





Lashra -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 11:26:55 AM)

The worst : Is that beautiful red hair really yours? [:-]

The best: I've read your posts and your sub is one lucky fellow. If only I could find someone as intelligent, erotic, sweet and kind.[:)]

~Lashra




sweetwenchie -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 2:49:50 PM)

ugh, i think i have found the worst... 

"you should welcome the attention"    [:'(]   

Damn, then again, that one has stiff competition from a supposed Dominant (or switch, or...) who keeps hitting on me from a submissive male profile he says he created to do "research" on Dommes.  [:@]  

Who the hell keeps putting the jackasses welcome sign on my ass, damnit?




Sundowner -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 3:00:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

i don't know if i can call this a compliment... hell, i really don't know what to call it, but just got it in my cmail a moment ago. 

Here’s a proposal:  Let’s live out your fantasies by your being the current White House regime and I will be the Judgment of History.  Just imagine how wildly I am going to fuck you up the ass.



Damn. I so wish I'd said that to you. (Without the ass bit of course - seems a little too forward when we've not met).




sweetwenchie -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 3:03:28 PM)

Feel free to take it and sweep some poor... i mean lucky girl off her feet with [;)]




Sundowner -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 3:14:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Feel free to take it and sweep some poor... i mean lucky girl off her feet with [;)]


<sobs> She wants me to stop tempting (read harrassing) her and go find another. Oh cruel world.
 
<stops sobbing> No she doesn't - she's clearly into poly. I've scored!




Daddysredhead -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 4:52:13 PM)

I just received this one in my CM mailbox and was really surprised.  Not sure if the writer has really bad eyes or what, but bless him anyway.  [8|]

"You look so much like Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives did you know that?  Stunning!!!"




Lumus -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 5:43:06 PM)

*hops on the wagon*  One of the better comments I've received:

"You talk good for a fake; get any pussy yet...?"

*vexed and amused simultaneously*





sunshinemiss -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 5:49:02 PM)

Well, Miss H, the lovely OP, let me take a day off at Bounty's and she served all the folks that day.  For a Domme to do that for a subbie/slave was an amazing and wonderful gift.  I couldn't believe that she did.  I was deeply touched.




Daddysredhead -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 6:36:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

"You talk good for a fake; get any pussy yet...?"


Well, did you?  

*giggles at my bespectacled friend's reaction*  [;)]




Lumus -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 6:37:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

"You talk good for a fake; get any pussy yet...?"


Well, did you?  

*giggles at my bespectacled friend's reaction*  [;)]



*chuckles*

she hasn't arrived yet - and she prefers the term 'cunt' [:D]





Daddysredhead -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 6:40:26 PM)

So, are you saying that you have a cunt lined up or is she just a blow up doll?  [;)]   hehehe...




CrimsonMoan -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 6:40:57 PM)

"You look like you need discipline." Why? " You show yourself." < WTF? Its gets the worst label because it makes no freakin sense




xxblushesxx -> RE: The Best/Worst (2/21/2008 6:43:16 PM)

Oh, now Crimson, you KNOW it was the blitzxx/abdul dude...




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