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Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:07:56 PM)

Now...where were we...

*looks over in the corner where the fireplace poker rests; on the table to the side of it is a scissor blade melded with a toothy metal disc*

Bah.  Those are so...yesterday.

*pulls out what appears to be a miniature nail gun*

Since you entered under your own power...we'll just -have- to wrap you up again...

*grabs the Bubble Wrap and beckons you with one finger*





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:11:21 PM)

*scissors in hand*
*stepping closer but not with in reach*

When you  leave things unattended they  tend to  get loose




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:13:36 PM)

*fires the small nail gun at the floor to the side of your foot; something whistles through the air, hits the floor, and flies off careening into the darkness, beyond your sight*

A little faster...if you will.





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:19:55 PM)

* growls and looks at him*

Honey is so much  better than vinager




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:31:03 PM)

Especially when drizzled on your nibbly parts.




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:32:41 PM)

Yeah well .... *pulls out a small bottle of honey*  I am rather partial to the stuff myself




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:38:43 PM)

The only thing more fun than going with the flow of my own demented creativity is inspiring others to do the same...

So, what would you like to do with that honey...?





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:42:23 PM)

that  would  depend .....  Which faccet was showing ....  one would  cover you  in it and leave ....  the other would draw a line from your chest to your .......... And enjoy the honey  slowly




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:43:51 PM)

*tries to give you an innocent look*

Surprise me.




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:47:22 PM)

I am a bit sadistic too ... 
* draws the line *
* smiles*  I see I have already peaked your interest
* smirks and sits down on a chair across the room*




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:53:00 PM)

*chuckles, then stretches out languidly, his shoulders cracking at the effort; plops himself into an opposing chair, turned backwards, and rests his scruffy chin on the top of the chair's back to shoot an affable smile at you*





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:54:45 PM)

* smiles softly*  Never said This was gonna  be easy




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 3:59:41 PM)

* slips back into her seat and offers you  a bite of the mangos she swiped  from Bounty's*




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:05:44 PM)

*stretches his neck towards you, sniffing the air, then assumes a pouting face*

Better not - I'll spoil the Chinese food I ordered.




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:07:09 PM)

Just a taste wont hurt ....  Not like I am offering an apple *smirk*




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:11:46 PM)

*assumes an Australian accent*

Depends on where ya put the mango for me ta bite it, mate.





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:13:24 PM)

* Glances at cleavage looks up and smile* 
* Offers it to him from her finger tips*




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:16:52 PM)

*scritches his head in preponderance*

Hmm.

*snaps his fingers, grinning*

Ah!

*fiddles with something behind the chair's backing; pokes the tip of the small nail gun over the edge a moment later, a small plunger poking from its barrel; points and fires...

...the sucker neatly catching you in the centre of your cleavage*

Aww.

*pouts*





DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:18:31 PM)

Damnit ......  you  so dont play fair




Lumus -> RE: Bored ? (2/22/2008 4:25:02 PM)

If I was always serious I'd die from an anal aneurysm. [:)]

If I was always nonsensical they'd put me away! [;)]

I settle for a mix of the two, and roam mad and freely. [:D]





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