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The Depressed Dom - 2/23/2008 6:31:05 AM

SirMGD

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A Dom was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a

triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's

quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the Dom replied "I got home and found

my sub in bed with my best friend."

"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the Dom a second triple,

"No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."

As the Dom downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him
"What did you do?"

"I walked over to my sub" the Dom replied, "looked her straight in the

eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get

the hell out."

"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best
friend?"

The Dom replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and

said 'bad dog!'"

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RE: The Depressed Dom - 2/23/2008 6:38:55 AM

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Soooo old, but still funny

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RE: The Depressed Dom - 2/23/2008 9:20:42 PM

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

doesn't that joke violate TOS or something?? gross... never heard it before.. and pray i won't again

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