Rumtiger
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Tiger's Babykiller Chili Start with homeade chili powder, 3 each of Anchos, Cascabels and Arbols all chopped up along with 2 tblsp of whole cumin. Get rid of the seeds! Roast that in a pan real quick until you start to choke when you get close. Now put this in a blender and add a couple teaspoons of Garlic Powder and about half that of both paprika and oregano, now blend until it's powder, just keep in mind that you got powdered pepper spray so let the stuff settle first before messing around with it. Now onto the chili - All the Veal and Lamb you can get your hands on, at least 2 to 2.5 pounds worth, otherwise it wont be babykiller. - any other redmeat you can get your hands on, dont get picky, beefs alright but in this case pork counts as red meat too. - Chipotle Chilies in adobo sauce, little buck cans, this is where a shitload (literally for some gringos, Texans dont count of course) of the heat comes from. -One of those huge jars of salsa, go for the hot stuff, maybe around 40 ounces? You might have to use two regular jars if you have a normal supermarket, the more of this stuff the better! - one can of tomato paste -one bottle of beer, dont get cheap and buy light beer, but dont go crazy and buy dark beer either, its good for drinking but shitty for cooking. I prefer an ale myself. Might need a bottles and a half if you want things a little looser. - White corn tortilla chips, I like using resturant style tostitos myself, for a little something extra go for the chile and lime flavored kind, yum! - another tablespoon of cumin - that chili powder you just made a mess of the kitchen making. (you mace yourself? I told you to let it settle first!) Either crockpot or big ass pot or hell even dutch oven whatever, long as it's nonstick you'll be happy, cube into big chunks and brown all meat with a little salt and oil, do not cook it all the way! you just want an outer brown skin and still raw on the inside. Take all the meat out and save it in a seperate container. Now see all that brown crud on the bottom on the pot you where just using? get your beer and pour it right on the stuff and use a spoon or whisk or the kid next door's hand* and "scrub" around the bottom to get all that crud up into the beer. Now that deglazing is done you have a nice liquid base, time to add everything else in. The cumin, the paste, all the salsa (no! none for snacking damnit! I dont care what your dom says!), the powder..I'd say maybe 2 tablespoons, 2-3 of the adobo chipotles..rememebr to cut em up first and get as many seeds out...and yes I know they smell funny, just do what you can and put em in and dont get any stems in...and chuck in about a small spoonful of the adobo stuff from the can as well just dont go daredevil, you do not fuck around with that stuff! (once again, Texans are exempt) Add in about 3 HUGE handfuls of chips and then add the meat in after the chips, otherwise it'll be a bitch and a half trying to integrate all the starch in. Now let the whole thing simmer and cook while you go off and eat another meal seeing as it needs at least 6 hours to be ready, longer the better if you got a crock pot, if you got a ducth oven I hear its good if you but the whole thing in an oven at 350 degrees and let it cook in there. When its done, break out the sour cream (you will need it) and make sure you got extra toilet paper, also try to find some chilled rice pudding or some vanilla ice cream, another trick to help cool your mouth, as for your ass...sorry. (Texas rule still applies) I personally prefer topping it with the required cream and a couple lime wedges to squeeze in and with a glass of cheap Lambrusco, yeah I know, but trust me with this dish, your gonna want the sugar water. *The little bastard was throwing rocks up into my gutters, what would you do?
< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 7/8/2007 3:00:43 PM >
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