10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash

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parttimehotty -> 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 6:55:38 AM)
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

GreedyTop -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 7:02:03 AM)
LOL

HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 8:28:30 AM)
If the ATF has ever used your property for training purposes. If you have a house that moves and three cars that don't. If your family tree is a straight line. If you've ever had to move engine parts to take a bath. If the dog has a litter of puppies in the middle of the living room floor ... and nobody notices.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 8:32:42 AM)
If the highest compliment you can give someone is that their trailer sure looks sturdy. If small talk consists of "How is the wife, how are the kids, hows the parole officer?" If moving up in the world means moving from charcoal to propane. If you no longer have a family tree, but you can trace your lineage on a wreath.

rubberpet -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 9:12:57 AM)
To be politically correct, it is no longer trailer trash...but you'll always be double-wide garbage to me! If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be trailer trash. If your dogs are more obedient than your kids, you might be trailer trash. If the last words by a relative were, "Hey y'all...watch this!", you might be trailer trash. If you've ever financed a tattoo, you might be trailer trash. If your method of investing includes buying the complete series of Elvis collector plates, you might be trailer trash. If fancy viddles include an RC Cola and a moon pie, you might be trailer trash. If bringing out the good china means getting out the Elvis TV trays, you might be trailer trash. If your favorite color is camo (or if you ever painted your truck camo), you might be trailer trash. If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you might be trailer trash. If you and your kid are in the same grade, you might be trailer trash. If going to a weddin' means puttin' on your good overalls, you might be trailer trash. If a family get-together includes gathering around the toilet so you can show everyone "the biggest damn turd you ever saw", you might be trailer trash. If you ever set your trailer on fire by trying to light a fart, you might be trailer trash.

Dnomyar -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 9:17:39 AM)
If your uncle is your brother. If a baby sheep looks at you and says daddy.

servantheart -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 5:03:25 PM)
ROFLMAO!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]

GoddessAriana -> RE: 10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash (2/25/2008 5:10:07 PM)
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool-whip on the side... If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree... If you're neighbors think you are an undercover poilce officer because a detective always brings you home... If you're idea of quality entertainment is a 6-pack and a bugzapper.... If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver.... If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isnt.....

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