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The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:24:29 AM

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There was an effort in another topic (The Rules) to collect everyone's rules for a book or something. They must be very important because "The Rules" was captialized. The topic seemed to be played out so I decided to post my views in a new thread. Should you be sharing your rules (or Rules) with others?

I don't think we should share our rules. I've been developing them for years and they are up to seven completed volumes. I particularly love volume 2 covering the use of upper and lower case letter (642 pages); and volumes 6, 7 and the future volume 8 covering the rules for reading the rules. Of course I haven't actually had time to have a sub in real life because I'm so busy with my book of rules. I did try once, but she ran screaming from the house around the middle of volume three... If she was a real masochist she would have stayed.

If I find another sub, I'll have her read voume 6 first...or should I rename volume 6 volume 1 and the rewrite all of the other volumes to correct all the cross references? I'l have to think about that.

I only have about 8 more volumes to write and then I'm going to get lots and lots of subs. They will be well behaved since I've covered all the rules that could possibly be needed. It should be easy to get them because I'll be the "guy who wrote the book of rules", which is why I'm writing the rules in the first place. I'll probably have sex then...if my penis works....which could be an issue since I dropped volume 4 (1067 pages) on it.

Good luck with your rules...and be careful with volume 4 if you have vaseline on your hands.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:50:11 AM

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I see that quinnny is not captialized. So you must be of no importance. Therefor neither are your rules.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:52:30 AM

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who?

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:52:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

I see that quinnny is not captialized. So you must be of no importance. Therefor neither are your rules.

I actually cover that in volume 4, pages 67 through 142. I would let you read it...but then you would get all the subs.

The cover is a little sticky anyway.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:57:03 AM

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Thanks for the warning. I will have volume four rebound in four smaller books. I wonder if I should number them in order (IV-I, IV-II, IV-III, IV-IV), or according to chapter content (IV-I/V, IV-VI/XIII, etc.), or according to alphabetical content, if alphabetically structured (IV-A/DEI, etc.), or perhaps color coded.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:57:40 AM

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*sits back laughing and decides to keep her mouth shut on this one....*

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:58:32 AM

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Pffffffttttttt, I don't need no flippin book! Just a plaque on my desk that reads....."LeeAnn is ALWAYS right!"

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 8:59:40 AM

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LOL>..LOL.....................*giggles...

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:01:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

Thanks for the warning. I will have volume four rebound in four smaller books. I wonder if I should number them in order (IV-I, IV-II, IV-III, IV-IV), or according to chapter content (IV-I/V, IV-VI/XIII, etc.), or according to alphabetical content, if alphabetically structured (IV- A/DEI, etc.), or perhaps color coded.

I think you just set me back a couple of years.

Oh well, I need time for my penis to heal anyway. The good news is another accidental drop of a chapter instead of a complete volume shouldn't take me out of commission for more than a week or so.

I might start another topic to endlessly discuss what colors to use.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:14:39 AM

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I've been reclassified from "General BDSM Discussion" to "Polls and Other Random Stupidity".

I didn't realize this qualified as a poll.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:23:23 AM

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I guess I am to blame for that. When I wondered about numbering or color coding the rebound parts of volume four the mod must have concluded that it was a poll.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:26:06 AM

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:27:05 AM

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Rule, is it ok with you if I color code your fingers?

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:27:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Pffffffttttttt, I don't need no flippin book! Just a plaque on my desk that reads....."LeeAnn is ALWAYS right!"

That's because you probably are a real life dominant but you'll regret it after I finsh my book because I'll have all the subs and no one else will have any unless I decide to let you have one for a while because I'll be the "guy that wrote the book" and because I wrote the book I'l be in charge and all the subs will flock to me and I'll tell them all what to do and they'll do it because I wrote the book and I won't have to lay on the floor and scream and kick my feet.

I need to take my medicine. I'll be right back.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:32:23 AM

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Edited because I changed my mind. I might be getting carried away lol

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:35:09 AM

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Rule, is it ok with you if I color code your fingers?

Scary talk. I would rather eat a spider.

Are you an accredited artist, librarian or cladist?

How about color coding a map of my fingers?

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 9:49:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH
Rule, is it ok with you if I color code your fingers?

Scary talk. I would rather eat a spider.

Are you an accredited artist, librarian or cladist?

How about color coding a map of my fingers?

This is a stroke of genius. If we color code fingers, we can color code the erogenous zones on the body with corresponding colors. Then you can just kinda match them like grrr animal tags on clothes. We can turn fumble fingered oafs into skilled masters. Add in some color coded bdsm techniques and I can put it in my Official BDSM Book Of Rules. I'll launch the product at the same time as my Official BDSM Book Of Rules...and maybe a video game...

I'll have all the subs AND all the money.

You people will be so jealous.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 10:06:28 AM

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That is a grand idea. Now according to my hypothesis the female skin has slightly more than 3432 erogeneous zones. Color coding them will not be too difficult, but there are at least three ways to approach that project. We might simply take two brushes with different paints, make a brush stroke of 3432 millimetres with each in opposite directions and overlapping and cut the resulting spectrum in 3432 slices of 1 millimetre wide. Alternatively, we might apply a multicolored bar code. Thirdly - I forgot what thirdly was...
Color blind people will not be able to cope, of course, but there is nothing that can be done about that.

The real problem is that most of us have only ten fingers, so that leaves a gap of 3422 fingers. I propose to draft the toes as fingers as well in order to slightly close this gap by ten more.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 12:32:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

That is a grand idea. Now according to my hypothesis the female skin has slightly more than 3432 erogeneous zones. Color coding them will not be too difficult, but there are at least three ways to approach that project. We might simply take two brushes with different paints, make a brush stroke of 3432 millimetres with each in opposite directions and overlapping and cut the resulting spectrum in 3432 slices of 1 millimetre wide. Alternatively, we might apply a multicolored bar code. Thirdly - I forgot what thirdly was...
Color blind people will not be able to cope, of course, but there is nothing that can be done about that.

The real problem is that most of us have only ten fingers, so that leaves a gap of 3422 fingers. I propose to draft the toes as fingers as well in order to slightly close this gap by ten more.

Based on what I've seen of some of the people fingers and/or toes may be too complex. I believe with some, we might be restricted to one color.

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RE: The Book Of Rules Volume 2 - 2/25/2008 12:35:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: Rule

Color blind people will not be able to cope, of course, but there is nothing that can be done about that.

Braille over the subs entire body. The sadists will love it.

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